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- It's kosher, you know that. - ( Cell phone rings )
- Come on. - You know how much I've done for you this weekend?
how about you and I having a doodling contest, huh?
if you were a little bigger celebrity,
What, are you fucking nuts?
Why should there be as many big vaginas as there are small penises, right?
- Have you seen it? - No, I have not.
I think it's 'cause they don't like to see people happy.
- Eh... - girl: Very.
- Hello, Rachel. - Hi, Larry.
- a little thing. Yeah. - A little thing with her, didn't you?
Ran into somebody you went out with.
- Keep a lookout. - I'm keeping a lookout.
Hey!
He left something. What is this?
Hmm, it's kind of curious, given that...
I thought you knew... Would've known that.
I'm giving you the bread and the ball.
who've been labeled with "small penis."
stashed it in your unusually large vagina,
- You got time for one more run. - One more?
I can't be here alone with you after sundown.
- Yeah, hi, Larry. - Listen, what I told you earlier about the kidney?
(a we ate the pot roast on last night?
- 5:41. Shkiyas hachama is at 5:41. - All right.
but I cannot go to the baseball game on the sabbath,
Yeah, I'm leaving it... it's in my will. It's yours.
- Girl: Six years. - Susie: Six years? Difficult.
- Jeff: Pleasure. - How's it going?
- With an e or a y? - With an e.
And then, I left the hipsters,
- I don't even know. - Nipping it in the bud?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa... - Shh.
and they were talking about Israel
I don't even know if I'd be alive, to tell you the truth.
She told me you had...
Come on, that's out. I nixed that.
Wanna tell me what you're driving at?
- you should know something very definitive. - Larry: Great.
It was nice of him to give you his ball like that.
- ( Speaks Hebrew ) - ( mimics Hebrew )
Jesus Christ. By the way, that... see that ball?
With your big vagina.
- Whoa-ho. Hey hey hey hey hey. - Hey hey hey.
- Larry: What's going on? - Don't worry.