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A very, very dear friend of mine actually...
- Oh, right. - He's working on the whole adoption thing.
Besides family and my work
You know, like... bad example, okay? Not this.
- Really bad version. - But I need to save his life.
Oh, dear.
What?! bacon?!
she has a big vagina. Why would would she even do that?
Coma in the hospital. How long can he go on?
So what do you think he should do? 'Cause he's like on the bottom of the list.
- Good. How are you? - Good, brother.
This is a very... you know, way too much information here, okay?
Well... ( sniffs )
The milchig plates... well, they should be in the cabinet.
that kidney transplant list. It's so unfair.
Comas are unpredictable for Christ's sake.
- Uh, what was the name of your band? - "The hipsters."
- Is it there? - No.
- Uh, no we can't. I guess we'll starve tonight. - No, no, you can't wash it
- Larry: That's true. - Like a five-year waiting list.
I did fine. How did you do?
- All right, I got to get blood drawn. - Thanks, George.
- What? - Huh?
- As a respect... - You bury, you bury.
I don't even know what to say to you, but...
You got the huge vagina. It's not necessary.
Oh, I'm a yankee fan... I'm a huge yankee fan.
Well, thanks... Thanks for coming over.
- with susie and Jeff. - Skiing? Are you kidding?
No no no.
- That's the 500th home run that the Mick hit. - Really?
Morty MENUS PLEASE
Are you all right?
We don't have a choice. You invited them.
and I'm trying to get Richard Lewis moved up on the list.
- they love it. - They love this thing. Well, you know what?
Who's been here? Lisa, the nurse, a couple of close friends and you.
I'm hungry too.
Like, I've heard that the guy who's the head of the kidney consortium
- You can't find it? - No.
- May I offer you some lunch? - Please.
- if only we were a match, but unfortunately... - Girl: Yeah.