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She's crazy about me. Willow Summers is crazy about me!
- I'll be right down. - I'm coming up.
That I'm a horrible selfish bitch?
- Someone's crazy. - I'm not kidding.
I have to do it in the right position. Wait. I have to get my legs up.
I'd Like A Cheeseburger, Large Fries And A Cosmopolitan.
Weekends are good.
She's not an actress, she's a movie star!
The only thing I have ever made in a kitchen
I don't remember ever seeing my mother
Like what?
It's hotter here than outside. Can't we turn on the air conditioning?
That was about 30 seconds. I think I did pretty good.
Meanwhile, back in the civilised world...
The longer you wait to find out what's going on,
Squeeze and roll. Squeeze and...
- I can appreciate it from here. - Luckily, you won't have to.
Or milk, for that matter.
Who's the farmer with the delts?
- She's really something. - How did you meet her?
That's perfect. We have five days to practise.
- What were you doing up there? - What do you mean?
- What? - A strawberry shake, please.
I'm not being helpful any more. Maybe I should get back to the city.
There's something here.
This floor's original. It dates back to 1874.
- We're baking a pie here! - You are. I'm just baking.
- Yes, ma'am. Don't hurt yourself. - I'm not going to hurt myself.
Three hours, two mosquitoes and one too many vodka Kool-Aids later,
I wish I could, but I have a meeting