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I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant, fuckin' cannon, okay?
- Well, hon, he is a doctor. - [Laughing]
[Mother] Where I was born, Dr. Wong...
You know something? You are a piece of work, pal.
Hey, George! The curfew! Go home! Get off the streets!
♪ The sad, sad news ♪
- Don't say anything to me. Okay? Understand? - [Murray] Gussie?
All right, get in the car!
- I mean, it's not like you killed anyone. - Kinda silly, ain't it?
Do I want it?
Lloyd, you animal.
Who cares. My forehead is blistering.
- Is he here yet? - Gary.
One of you will speak while the other really just...
You see, Dr. Wong, you can use any treatment you like...
He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out my mother's phone number.
Then don’t play it.
Lloyd, why don't you eat me
Did you ever pass by the Seventeenth Hole? It's like a urinal with windows.
Why don't you just give yourself up?
- And I said, Absolutely not. - [Connie] I'm sorry...
I'd love to run around taking classes and playing with my inner-selfness.
- Should we watch it again? - I think we should just wait 'til Huff gets back.
What do we tell him about us?
Caroline and Lloyd Chasseur. What's your name?
NO DAVID COMISH, DON'T DON'T EAT THE FOOD, IT IS LACED WITH CYANIDE!!!!!!!
Don't start running, kid. Once you start, you never stop. Believe me.
- Well, my mother was Irish. - And your father?
- What's that, Aunt Caroline? - It's an orange...
Ya got a pen? Write this number down.
- She could have been wrapping presents. - What is this, a lying seminar?
- It'll be more festive. - [Laughing]
Are there any sexual problems in the marriage?
- Don't move. Don't talk. This is a gun in your back. - [Gasps, Drops Groceries]
- Doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. - Caroline...
Listen. About the restaurant, I didn't say...
- Are you guys working tonight? - Mm-hmm.
That's why I said you can say it.
Because you didn't know what to do. You were confused.
Yeah, we walk around on tiptoes because...
- Wait a second. You're the guy who... - Shut up!
And from there he was taking a private plane to Vancouver.
For what?
- Siskel. - [Woman] Honey, when are you coming home?
and the other one, the other one... he just gives up.
for answering the call of duty...
- [Horns Honking] - Move up!
Doctor... Wong.
You were.
Because, uh, when one is constructing...
[Radio] Cloudy skies, drizzle...
[Woman] Are you crazy?
Yes! So you are a liar. End of story.
We get the money back from the fence...
[Mother] And why not? He was very upset...
He's the world beyond our problems, which is now our problem.
- You have not defended me once this entire evening! - Tell her to sit down.
- ♪ A turkey and some mistletoe ♪ - Lloyd?
Now shut the fuck up.
No, no. You said it as if it weren't true...
[Radio] Authorities have speculated that the thief may still be in the area.
It's not me, Mom. It's Caroline.
- ♪ [Horns] - [Ringing Continues]
I F*CKIN' HATE HER, LLOYD.
What did you have to do for it, dress his wounds?
Go get them yourself. He's not your errand boy!
Everything's gonna be A-okay.
The lights are on. They know we're in here.
Play catch, pal? Huh?
- Me? - Yes, you did. You did.
She's a little nervous about the dinner.
the truth is, um, we haven't had sex in quite a while.
Just sit down and give these people...
- I don't inhale. - You are such a liar. I don't believe it.
- Do you think he cares if you work for your mother? - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- My men are searching the place now... - No.
Where'd you get the money for a limo?
Mackerel Lounge. Herbie speaking.
we're still missing it from the lawn Nativity scene from last year.
He Doesn't See Where He's Responsible!
You don't have the balls.
- Last check. Three or four minutes away. - Proceed to the next house.
Just behave and pay attention, or I take your son with me.
wondering if I'm gonna get busted or not and you've been fuckin' dating?
So do you think we should go untie everybody?
- You made a noise. I was distracted. - He was distracted.
No.! It's this one.
We were smoking a joint and listening to Al Green.
[growling continues]
- It's Connie. Listen, we got a little held up. - Oh, hi.