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Willard called the radio station from Bimini when he found out about the robberies...
Fuck you, that's my name.
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's great. That's just great.
- Really? - Lieutenant, where is that babyJesus?
- Yeah, kids. - That's it.
- [Gasping] - [Santa Hits Floor]
- You know, your wife? - Of course it is. What am I doing?
- He saw it. He said, 'stop sign. I heard it. - Great.
Well...
♪ And how ♪
No. Let's move.
Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?
Central, Cruiser 252. Panella speaking.
We'll be there in 20 minutes.
You know, I've never seen this movie all the way through.
from running for ten hundred fuckin'miles because there was no fuckin'car waiting for me.!
[Chuckles]
[Grunts]
I'm glad I caught you before you left for the holidays.
[Panting] Ugh.
Bring 'em on up.
They might get stolen.
an eccentric known for his love of animals and generous contributions.
- What the hell am I eating? - Oh, that's a parsnip kringlor.
Now... got any cigarettes?
This may turn out to be a very merry Christmas for some lucky family.
But the first time that you tried something...
I don't believe you.
[All Arguing]
- He went to an airport in Hartfo... Would you shut up? - The entire night...
Isn't that a lovely Noel? It's been swell.
and not some 19-year-old billionaire rock star with the body of an athlete...
[Crunching]
- I nailed your wife. - What?
He does not have a weight problem.
no family, no house.
go into the living room. Then we can have our coffee and dessert in there.
Do you like it, Mary?
♪ Loving you is killing me ♪
- Wow! - Yeah.
Merry Christmas.
- ♪ Everybody knows ♪ - [Cracks A Nut]
Isn't this exciting? I'm sure glad I got a chance to see Santa while he was here.
Look. Can you just drive me around the block a little?
- ♪ Lf that's love ♪ - [Knocking]
[crunching continues]
a brave and noble woman I admire very much.
I'm calling an emergency meeting of the Old Baybrook Emergency Community Committee.
- You will? - I will.! I'll... I'll shoot you.!
- Skipped parole from New Jersey. - An ex-con?
Then don't eat it.
Okay, Dad. Come on, Gus. Let's get outta here.
You want it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me say it one more time. I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up. Okay?
Might even make a book. Something like Mapplethorpe, only a little bit more personal.
Well, it's a, uh...
What you're about to see has to be kept within the confines of this room.
- We'd make love in the mornings because he was, you know... - Caroline...
Oh, thank God. Phil thought it might be semen.
Use the ouchless. They're in the green container.
[Sniffing]
- Oh! - [Lloyd] What happened?
- How can they do this on Christmas Eve? - There is a criminal at large.
He wants to run away to Acapulco. He tied me up in case I had second thoughts.
You think every time I look in the mirror I shout, Gee, I'm glad I'm me...
I'm not hungry now. I thought we were eating at Uncle Lloyd's.
We can make it to the docks on foot. We can take a shortcut.
I'd love the freedom to be a pissed-off criminal without any responsibility...
In detail. It'll be so... fascinating.
But although she was surrounded by fames...
Jesus.!
Ah. What's in this?
♪ To kids from one... ♪
- [Door Opens, Closes] - [Bell Rings]
- Manipulating him to open that store! - You were practically destitute.!
Jeremiah Willard is known as the amusement park king...
7:30 now. Curfew starts at 10:00. That gives you more than enough time.
spend all the money, come home, start all over again.
Mom, the TV's broke. What are we gonna do all night?
I mean, let's really try to understand Caroline's miserable life.
[Growling Continues]
- I don't know, alum? Don't eat it. - [Spitting]
Why? Because I have a gun, okay?
Let's get one thing straight. From now on, the only person who yells is me.
I was at this fancy restaurant having lunch...
- Finally somebody says it besides me. - There was no alternative.
Stop it.
♪ When they are both full grown ♪
- [Bell Rings] - [Woman] I ordered a case of eggnog so this wouldn't happen.
But you were sure as hell sick and tired ofliving...
- Yup. - And to that son of yours. Uh...
Wow. Ow!
I distinctly heard him say that he was headed to a small airport in Hartford.
every goddamn thing in the world handed to you. What fuckin' purpose do you people serve?