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Is there a word for half afraid, half angry? Afangy, I guess
Name of Wade Wilson.
There's nothing that we don't share.
what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
No, just...
This workshop doesn't make superheroes,
Wham! As promised.
Hey, Wade!
Sweet and salty.
What have you done to me?
Shhhit.
How about three shots of Patron?
No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty...
do you mind if I get a big tip?
shut the f up
Get your references right Or get out of **** town
"What The Shit-Biscuit!"
coming together to form one super robot.
This may hurt a little.
Uh... Tight.
What the shit-biscuit!
Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this.
That's a tough call.
The cock thistle that turned me into this freak...
Wade...
A convivial Tuesday in April to you too, pool!
Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, you smell like shit.
Honey, don't stare.
Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!
Oh! Giving him the business.
Not true.
You said whatever I want.
Taxi!
I dont take the shits, I just disturb them
Nigga nigga nigga! Shut the fuck up!
And never let go.
Oh! Oh.
and tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay.
Me too. Uncle.
Go. Go.
wesley gay
Either that Or slap the bitch out of you!
Downside of being blind...
Just promise you'll do right by me.
In the meantime,
Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei.
And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.
I could have guessed that.
I may be super, but I'm not hero
No. No. No.
Building Kernel Builds Character
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.
Better find her fast before numbnuts does.
can I visit you between the holidays?
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
How do you know she's in here?
Ariel
I live in a crackhouse.
All right. Yeah, just... Ow.
Hey. Hands off the merchandise.
♪ You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Lisa, come, we have mission
I don't take the shits. I just disturb them.
who's filling in for shilpa patel? anusha pillay.
Oh!
I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus.
There won't be one.
I told Howie, I told him that...
but it could be anybody.
Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry.
It's a big house.
I'm 34 y.o. 35 y. ago Hillary grubbed me
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
Hahahahaha You're about to be defeated by a zamboni driver
Go get some.
Sounds like a fucking franchise
Don't hesitate to call me.
The drink, moose knuckle. But first...
I deserved that. That, too.
Oh. Fuck you, Wade.
So, the doctor says, The bad news is
He's super dead.
When you find it, the whole world
I think we all can agree things just went sideways
Okay, or you can hit that.
Or wear red. Dumbass.
Sir, before you do anything to him,
save a friend...
go to work a hero.
Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school,
To?
Besides, I just realized something.
Wait, wait, wait...
Like a cockroach...
He's all yours.
It's like I made you in a computer.
I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve.
Will you, uh...
you sadistic f
That came out wrong. Or did it?
Sinead O'Connor, 1990. Sorry.
All things I can live without.
You ever heard David Beckham speak?
You ate breakfast, yes?
You're lovely.
Oh, I do hope so.
Merry Christmas.
Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal.
Wade! I gotcha!
What if I just held on and never let go?
Eevee Vaporeon Jolteon Flareon Espeon Umbreon Leafeon Glaceon and Sylveon
Is it sexist to hit you?
The way we...
The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler...
These timelines are so confusing.
he ain't the same one that you remember.
Happy Birthday
I'd really like to light a spliff
Thanks for having my back, guys.
Yes, sir.
This shit's gonna have nuts in it.
and auction you off to the highest bidder.
CRAP!
except she's old, and black, and blind.
Should've brought my roller blades.
You had a dishwasher.
Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.