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Yeah, Wade, about that, um...
Okay, which ones?
he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
Fucking mutant.
I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
All the guns
and tell her how you feel.
I did!
Okay.
You got China and Central Mexico.
I'm thinking pork and beans.
I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
You mean a bucket list?
You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl.
In these moments...
Wait.
Something about, uh, an old boyfriend.
i still can't believe she had to press that help button. you see? even the whole community heard about your little episode at the DFO.
Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not... That's...
My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie...
No, no. It's okay.
that they could find without violence.
Gita's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Jukas!
Where... is... Francis?
You know, I can hear you.
So, am I supposed to just smile
That's good. You should keep it that way.
If not, well, we'll have to keep on hurting you...
All right, then. Fire!
Francis...
Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night.
So, any luck winning Gita back?
We're here.
Surely there is something we can do.
to the exact point you feel like you're suffocating.
Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this...
You should've seen your face.
We were just joking.
I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them.
I don't wanna see that or think of it again.
Sure it's not.
Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
Move it! Keep moving.
Besides luring children into a panel van.
Please, stay down.
and manifest in a spectacular fashion.
each more painful than the last...
Here we go.
IF LOOKS COULD KILL YOU’D BE AN UZZI
I dunno. Might further the plot
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No, you know that bad guy that you let go?
to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back...
Okay. Here we go.
Must be good with hands.
I'd be happy to sit on.
Get it through your head or get outta Fuck-Town Get it through your head or get outta Fuck-Town
Did I leave the stove on?
Four or five moments.
Wha... Oh!
Jennifer Ring That Bell
I'm a fucking asshole! Because there's no trailer!
You think Ryan Reynolds got this far
Put her down over here.
See, here's the problem with
Hey, wait!
you only have one course of action.
Hey, hey, careful with that Ronnie Milsap
Why's that?
...tight! Ah.
so you may wanna...
You'd be surprised.
I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish,
Whoa whoa Whoa!
Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass.
Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break.
Wade? Sorry.
Yes! Whoo!
Wait!
SUCK A COCK
I don't take the shits. I just disturb them.
Yes!
#SHIT
Okay.
on his superior acting method?
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Wade fucking Wilson.
There we go, that looks nice.
I think we owe him that one, yeah?
and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
I got a soft spot.
Empire.
whipped cream.
nothing will.
HE WORE THE BROWN PANTS
You're really gonna fuck this up for me?
Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.
Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel.
Hahahahaha You/re about to be defeated by a zamboni driver
And a low-fat dessert.
Excellent for the immune system.
it's because he's earned it.
My chrome-penised friend back there
I'll take the footlong...
What's my name?
Oh!
that guy over there came in looking for you. Real Grim Reaper Type.
You will both be coming with us.
Making banana pancakes for my kids.
Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar.
He's got a nice trio of smooth criminals down under
Deadpool does
But there was only one thing...
Pero te la lanza tan fuerte que te la rompe
What in the ass?
10! Shit!
K N
Vanessa's already working on Plan A, B,
What are you expecting? Kang The Conqueror to show up?