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Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.
force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull...
Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman.
Catching him was my only chance
Okay.
And now you spend your days
Not out of the woods yet
I am sorry...
Look, Colossus, I don't have time for The goody two-shoes bullshit right now!
Balls in holes.
Look! I'm a teenage girl.
Now, I may not feel, but he does.
give it up for Chastity!
Tylenol PM?
You're my hero.
God, he's so fucking gnarly.
Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Yeah.
Aha!
You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower.
Shit. That's all the pieces in the house.
They're jeans Not a chandelier
This? Well, this was mine.
Chris & Bronte .
Isn't that what superheroes do?
yes george i told you those fees would get paid! yes $20091999 in america is a felony! boing faye oh dear! just don't wreck it but dear--no! oh dear well the evil chair has made good now!
Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?
WTF! Is Francis
Yep, that was a good one.
Thank you so much.
Eu iria...
Maximum effort.
Really?
Weekend? Back up.
Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface.
Oh.
You mean my big rubber masterbating shoes?
yes beryl onlysial? what do you want? i want the yellow letters "S-S-Y-A-N-G-Y-O-N-G" that spell ssyangyong leaving shadows of itself all over the place in my eyes when i look straight ahead.
I like a challenge.
And he's gone. Poof!
SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING FRANCHISE
what situation isn't improved by pizza?
Happy Birthday!!
SUPER PENIS
because as of now,
All right, Kahlua, Baileys and...
We all know what I can do with 12.
when you didnt pull out so now your a daddy
Seven. Good Deadpool.
Oh, you'll tell me. But first...
"And he's gone." "Poof!"
Here's the problem with round the clock torture. You can't really step it up from there.
What did he say?
The baby’s sleep
Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
Ugh.
Still, we'll put him out of our misery.
f word hell
El Cancer. Oh.
Uh... This is my most prized possession.
My first request is warmer hands.
Oh!
Kinda lonesome back here.
then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em.
Just need a big guy with a flat top.
of your five shittiest moments.
You're supposed to... So that's a...
Nowhere.
Hey, coming onto our stage right now...
You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker.
What is it, really?
Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.
Forecasting issues no Problem! WHAM!
I was a patient here once myself, you know.
mother f word
Seltzer water and lemon for blood
FYI, five mini lion-bots come together
Turnbuckle coming apart builds character
Fire!
is a sense of humor.
assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
No, it's a horror movie.
Oh!
Come here, you fat fuck!
I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
Let's not forget naked tandem base-jumping
Come on, Wade. Language.
9, 10, 11, 12 bullets, or bust.
When she quotes the appropriate passage from the Simpsons before you do
Where's Francis?
lower the oxygen concentration in the air...
Please don't make the DIlo Green or animated!
Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows.
Motherfucker!
Uh...
Now this little piggy went to...
Either that or slap the bitch outta you!
Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters.
is that you can't really step it up from there.
When you're invited to fish with your buddy And his kids
I don't take the shits I just disturb them
You got me in a box here.
you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision.
Or die.
You heard me.
Retaking station builds character
parts will have to grow back you.
And yeah, technically, this is a murder.
Merchandise? Huh...
Get it through your head or get out of fuck town.
On no I blew a spandex
Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like...
I mean, if you could die.
It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
we'll turn it back down.
And then dying. Like the city of Detroit.
Of course.
It made Angel inhumanly strong.
You're clowning
You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too
ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
Nah, nah... Come on. Let's go. Cough it up.
He got Ajax from the dish soap.
Oh NO! I blew a spandex!
Nobody wins today.
I sense clowns.
This is not going to end well for me, is it?
And that is why, in my opinion...
You're not clowning?
You're not Francis.
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial,
Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.