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That's the shit emoji
Everybody fights for Nouel. She's the fattest.
and diana, she still fixing that breakfast casserole? so goood, but bad for the waistline!
Language, please.
Deadpool.
Thunder Cunt
You don't want to kill me.
Ah, you weak motherfucker!
Yeah that's it !
Off you go.
with a name like Francis?
Where... is... Francis?
Um, sweetheart, you might wanna look around.
What you want?
Or the last.
I give a guy a pavement facial,
Okay. I think that's a good start.
Look, would it help if I slow it down for you?
Oh, that must hurt.
You're still here?
Oh, come on.
41 confirmed kills.
Get it through your head... Or get out of fuck town!
Ride a bitches back like Yoda on Luke
I love you.
Just a little light stalking I was way worse than him at his age
hard boy penetrate people
I heard you might be able to point me
test
I love you.
I wish I never heard of Craigslist.
And you are?
Can I help you ladies?
When you make a fool proof plan to lie to your mom And she still finds out
I can't even tell you...
You've heard that whole make an omelet, break some eggs bit, right?
IKEA doesn't assemble itself, you know.
Can we go?
but I knew there was only one way that I could save hers.
hey just got back from the job its me margret the working wife of las santos
Con: They're all lame-ass teacher's pets.
You Henson Cargill will vomit
Can we trade names?
Oh, hello. I know, right?
I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Oh, your poor wife.
Hey, what's going on?
Like a jigsaw puzzle.
Right.
Because she knows you.
Oh!
That feeling when... #Friday
who's filling in for hayden balloonton? sharak crespno.
Hey, douche-pool!
Let us go talk to the Professor.
Motherfucking...
This Is How I Feel When Alabama Football Comes On!
Hmm.
consider joining his boy band.
You were droning on.
pauline tases an umbreon with his iphone taser trixe says too many dittos shuckles and umbreons
Ah! Damn it!
Screw, you're old.
That's classified.
i'll be scanning. good scan for wm's toxins no one needed ok? ok and i'll see you in 2029 have a good evening year's sleep.
Fuck you're old!
No.
with two swords and maximum effort.
Who knew if this guy could save my life...
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you...
Seriously, you actually have something in your teeth now.
Climb on!
I just wanna get to know the real you, you know.
Suck a cock
Cuddle?
That feeling when... #Friday
You sadistic fuck!
And under no circumstances will I take you to that show.
So, you mean to say...
had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember?
You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?
♪ You're a shotgun, bang! ♪
that activates any mutant genes lurking in your DNA.
get it through your head or get out of fucktown
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Are you here for the turndown service, or what?
slipped through my arms today...
You are so relentlessly annoying.
your friendly neighborhood pool guy singin'...
Give It Up For Pink Banana!
Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor.
What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo?
and tell her...
Well, I wanna remember us.
I don't wanna see that or think of it again.
What, like, wear a mask?
Nice
Now, I'm about to do to you
Looks aren't everything.
I've seen this girl since. I've seen this girl since.
Here's the thing.
what in the ass?!
it felt like we were three mini-lion robots...
Yep, that was a good one.
There are no words!
i'd go with you, but i don't wanna
I don't have a filter between my brain and my...
sorry i know its been years you'd be suprised
You can't buy love,
And this one.
We'd appreciate your patience.
You might wanna look away for this.
FUCK YOU'RE OLD
"Francis" Lighten up Francis!
After a brief adjustment period...
And I will take the pencil eraser.
but lucky for her...
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Oh. But, uh,
I've seen this girl once. I've seen this girl once.
And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Mr. Pool!
You big chrome cock-gobbler!
Wade! Don’t kill him! Oh shut the fuck up!
Me flirting "wanna get fucked up?"
and a convivial Tuesday To you too Pool
Vanessa.
as a sandpaper dildo.
when life sucks
Sit on a stick.