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She's sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures.
you've got the wrong girl.
You take off. Go on.
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer?
You look like Freddy Kreuger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
Oh, Shit! That moment you realize that you voted for Trump on accident.
Now your mutated cells can heal anything.
He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.
Why such a douche this morning?
Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking.
You mean this mask?
Ripley, from Alien 3!
hello faties willy bum bum
You did not bet on me to die.
ThIS SHIT Gonna have nuts in it.
My old boyfriend, he's dead.
I encourage distractions.
And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked...
I'm sorry.
Hey, Douche Pool
(farts) naughty bum! don't trumpet it then!
Rough?
yes well george only just found out about a potential new victim! could be kinkkerwood or periiischoi upcoming could be. boing yes faye divorcee avaliable!
I love you, Wade Wilson.
except we knock out the teeth and take the cash.
when you meet the one you love is this true?
When your friend tells you "language"
You stupid fucking idiot.
And to tell it right...
Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade.
Oh!
We have another talker.
She wouldn't have me.
Jesus Christ.
FYI, I could probably get you the superhero discount.
You have Wade Wilson to thank for this.
Hey, hey, hey. It's all right, it's all right.
I've heard so much about you.
Ah, yes. Gita.
a whole new Christmas Day plan.
And I quote, Looking for roommate,
Where the fuck is bijan?
Mr. Wilson?
You're never going home after this.
You've been warned before, Deadpool.
Pretty grossed out.
Uh...
Never heard that before.
Where the fuck is Francis?
No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay?
Huh.
Thanks.
Make sure that gets back to Ms...
There are certainly options we can look into.
Yup
Hmm.
I could cure them...
Wade?
I live in a crackhouse. With a family of 12. Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
in the direction of a, um, friend of mine.
All right. Okay. All right.
Come on, let's go.
please rub your food on your face and pretend it's a powder puff for you and a powder puff for me! you are fired! (laughing) ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! and what happened to those rats you had here? oh they no like the customers we gave a few days firing.
This shit's Gonna have nuts in it
He's got my girl.
everything else falls away.
Come on, get it together.
I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money.
Either that Or slap the bitch out of you
Motherfucker you're the world's worst friend
We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet,
Cock shot!
HE WORE THE BROWN PANTS
so I can remember when you looked alive.
and I got an offer that you can't refuse.
♪ The way I danced with you ♪
Go on then.
Oh, well.
The treatment affects everyone differently.
Look how happy you look here.
I bet you do
Yeah. We're totally done.
Yeah.
and a bunch of drinks...
Oh, shit.
35 years ago Trump groped you .... and you are 34 years old ?
Deadpool.
Or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102.
Nine. Fuck.
Wait, wait. Let's... Just...
Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King.
And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug...
all the way through Z.
You were right, beautiful.
I don’t wanna see that or think of it again
That’s a no go on the six o’clock jar
Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
So, you live in a house.
who's filling in for blatchley greenfield? emma cooper.
Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap!
Excuse me. Whoo!
What can I do for you?
now skedaddle, you rascal.
I bet you let the kid off easy, too.
What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up?
Then who placed the call?
Where's your duffle bag?
There. All caught up.
way more fucked up than mine.
I may be super, but I'm not hero
Which benefits? The matching unitards?
Only if spring was death.
Wham!
I'm so proud of you.
Like it's the first time I'm seeing it.
You are now the protector of the planet Arus.
No, no, no, maybe not the nethers.
Easy.
Hey.
Yeah, that.
Ringing any bells? No?
lol hahaha
Is it more sexist to not hit you?
FYI, five mini lion bots come together to form one super-bot
Oh. You're expecting a teaser for Beavis And Butt Head And Friends Do The Universe.
Here? Now? Just kidding.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have a shit ton of nickels
like the kind where your year-long plan
Domestic, nothing imported.
You sure?
Ideally, for others' sake.
But I've grown blunt.
Yes. A very thick mask. All the time.