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Uh, no, I don't think that'd be a good idea.
Come on, bro. Bro.
- to my current job... - Well, bully for you.
The parade is tomorrow, but already the giant balloons
Well, how do you know I wasn't telling my wife a story
We're splitting the job because one of the shareholders'
I-I, uh... I'm-I'm just here for an event.
- Well, it isn't. It's a joke. - It's no joke for him, Dad.
zam
I'd like to introduce myself.
Greg in the Window, brought to you by
Now, some of you may find the idea
- you can call us "Beila." - Or "Shert."
Okay, fine, but do me a favor: don't spit on my friend.
We have an active shooter!
And the other day, I even got to hang out
This spot is reserved for the brewery mascot.
That's a real thing, kids. Listen to your mothers.
It is you, Peter.
Lucky there's a family guy
Uhp, that's also from the Internet.
K-nine. K-nine. K-nine.
Jane lists her hobbies as baton twirling
And I'm sorry I shot your balloon.
K-nine. K-nine. K-nine.
You know what? I forgot my bag.
And here comes the marching band,
was married by 40, we'd get hitched.
K-nine. K-nine.
Pawtucket Patriot:
Okay, we're gonna go up to people and give a dollar
Coming up, uncomfortable pause
There's, uh, there's more running
Hops! Hops! Hops!
by Donald Trump's children.
So, technically, you don't even exist.
I want you to autograph my stomach.
- No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were.
narrated by Al Gore.
And the other day, I even got to hang out
And let's hope this one was an Asparagus IPA.
Mark Wahlberg is one of our finest producers!
in front of their still-developing children.
- Aah! - So, who are these new bosses?
and I'm here with one of the biggest mascots
'Cause he's a dog.
in the middle of your table.
where dads who are really hurting will be vomiting
He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
And how's that?
nothing more than a small cube.
Still buy the beer, though.
- Hey! - What?
Look for us in the low-trafficked corner of Macy's
but everyone else's kids around you, too?
I repeat, we have an active shooter!
What do you mean? This isn't my fault.
She may be gone, but her voice will live on