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What were you doing up on the roof last night?
Why don't you mind your own (BLEEP) business?
Ooh! Society now. Sir Thomas More up here.
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
Have volunteered to blow up his air mattress And so much woman's are getting like you kicks
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
Webster's defines "class" as "a group of students
Well, how do you know I wasn't telling my wife a story
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Sir, sir, sir, for a dollar, do you know who this is?
Doing all sorts of Joe things
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
By the way, Tony, I'm sorry your wife was shot
My voice is impervious to helium.
He even recorded The Bite Album.
- What? - My fame.
There's, uh, there's more running
K-nine. K-nine.
Hey, Brian?
Good for you and your neighborhood.
I want you to autograph my stomach.
I think we found our new mascot. Are you in, Peter?
Nice one, Brian.
than I thought there'd be.
- as the new mascot? - Yup, I'm the new Pawtucket Pat.
Please don't just throw them over.
with a bunch of other famous mascots.
the face of the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery,
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
- No way. That's awesome! - Said no one ever.
Uh, showtime.
What are you doing?
where we respect the rules of society.
If you hurry, you can still get yours in.
Sure.
Belt activated.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Good for you and your neighborhood.
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Peter, Peter, she's garbage. She's garbage.
you've all been waiting for?
On which we used to rely?
Starring Joe
Imagine how much they'd love to know
You know, part of me is glad Sarah met Henry,
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
Man, I hate being a sidekick to this stupid dog.
- There's Bananarama. - There's, like, one good band.
It's The Joe Show
Pawtucket Patriot Truckers Blend.
He says it's really catching on.
Here's a dollar! Stop talking like that!
All right. Now, before we bring out Daughtry...
Not just any beer.
Uh, who is this?
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
- Who is this man? - Uh...
Yeah, I am the brewery mascot.
Two sets of disappointed parents right there.
- 'Cause I would think that... - They're great!
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Coming up, uncomfortable pause