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...and... power tools.
Okay. It's very simple. I got it.
Those are insurance waivers.
- You could do it, except-- - No, it's good.
I'll buy candles.
It's just like jelly jars.
Yeah, I was in Mexico for a while. But mostly I've been working in Transfers.
- Really, could l? - Sure, yeah.
Strategizing
I'm married
That was not cool.
- You buying? - Sure.
That's a real gun. You're robbing me.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go!
I know. That's what I was thinking.
This happens every week. This guy actually isn't that bad.
You said this was gonna be simple.
- Harper? - Yeah.
Son of a bitch!
No-- No, you, miss-- You-- No, you grow up!
...not necessarily working at Globodyne anymore.
- I said that. - ... and now we are on the verge...
...and I'm gonna take what I need.
...but, you know, that's natural.
Okay. Hon, these are nonfat muffins. Get some of those.
Nobody likes to be the bad guy, Bill. But here I am, chopping heads.
Oh, there that is.
Have you decided to contribute to the homeless?
Yeah. Mr. McAllister.
He siphoned off all of Globodyne's assets...
I do.
- I'm sorry. - Bring it on.
Instead of drinking, why don't you do something about it.
Yeah. Yeah, I got something else...
I don't care.
Indicted!
What happened to Phil? Necrotising Fasciitis....
- Quit my job? - Yeah.
- ... then you gonna change it. - Yes.
. .
- Now I gotcha! - Get this!
Oh, and here are some suggested responses.
We have an expression around here when someone makes a mistake.
- Oh, my God. - You remember Jane.
...so he'll just spend his whole life just alone.
Give me your money! Garth!
Maybe you should steal some Prozac.
- Can I have my form back? - Your "forn"?
All we have to do...
Okay.
Hon? Fire.
Don't you laugh now, okay?
Now, Dick, tell me, what is the shareholder to make...
- I just thought of it. - You did?
- Here's a yell! - It's personal.
Should we pistol-whip him?
Oh, my God, Dick. Come down from there.
- Honey-- Dick-- - Indicted!
- INS? - Hold it right there.
Okay.
...a little bit lower than a vice-presidency.
Were you fired?
Hey!
... in a stunning act of personal generosity, Jack McAllister...
- Whoa, boy. - You quitter!
Mr. McAllister, how do you feel right now?
The lawn is covered with dirt! It is so much fun!
Hey, did you... ? Did you hear about Bill?
In the meantime, thank you for letting us pay you in appliances.
- Not gonna miss this for the world. - Suit yourself.
- That was wild. That was wild! - You actually robbed that place?
Just a little something to show you what I think you're worth.
Hold on, I got it. I got it. I'm here!
Yeah, but-- Okay.
So let's just get right into it. Here we go.
- ... it's like stealing money. - You're on fire, Dick.
- That's not bad. Let's see, now. - Hello?
Jesus. And, look, our pension was in Globodyne stock.
I was really starting to wonder there.
- And l... ? - Do nothing.
...and think for a while.
I'll be back soon...
- Yeah. - It's Dick.
You gotta work on your accent, Pablo.
You're parked in a handicapped space.
Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. That's.... That's wild. - Yeah.
And I won't put the two of you in prison for a very long time.
You know what, I'm gonna take the car...
I am married to a genius.
Weren't you an art major?
SpongeRoberto SquarePantalones!
One Brainfreeze. Anything else?
- You're a criminal. - I'm a hardened criminal.
... were charged with armed robbery...
Yes. I mean, that's-- Oh, my-- I thought--
Hey, how'd it go?
I thought you were gonna be here.
You are a disgrace,