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Peggy, being born in New York makes me no better than Tony Randall.
Old-guy breath.
and do it all over again in Texas, I would.
Fine, Everybody's a Prince Trip a guy at lunch? YOu're a prince
No, no more lies. I loved that bagel.
Now we download, enter.
You were looking out for you.
How are we gonna get to San Antonio? We can't all fit in your Cadillac car.
Seven pounds, six ounces. Perfect.
"Place of birth: New York, New York?"
I'd swear they were in some kind of conspiracy.
I think we should all go to New York.
At least I can keep loving my mom. Let me take a look.
And we can all goes in your truck.
A place as romantic as it was expensive.
why did you marry me?
but I'm not about to be your patsy.
Tell you what, Hank, let me make it up to you.
Come on, Hank. All I'm asking for is a second chance.
No offense, Bill, you being from Loseranna.
- Didn't hear you complain then. - I complained a lot.
But I am in hell.
She's never forgiven herself for birthing you outside Texas.
Remember how the cops tracked you down when you hit that fire hydrant?
She heard about it at the beauty parlor.
You didn't chew it. And you ain't a Texan.