HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Ross, this is one of my costars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.
l think l am.
Fat, Single and Ready to Mingle...
No!
l could fall asleep at a play.
Oh, yeah? No Nobel Prizes for him?
Joey, you're so sweet.
-You really liked it? -Oh, yeah. l mean, at first l hated it.
Yeah.
Oh, great. After l finish my wine...
To listen to a woman complain for two hours. l don't think it gets bet--
Oh, my God, at the Chinese restaurant earlier today...
Oh, my God. She's great.
-What is it? -lt's a one-woman play called:
l mean, what's the big deal? People do it all the time.
Hey, l got a 690 on my SATs.
Listen, I forgot your address. Can you give me a call? Thanks. Bye.
lt's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
...and almonds and filberts--
Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around...
l bet you're thinking that now would be a great time for a block button, huh?
l'm not an actor. l'm a professor of paleontology.
Please, l was trying to be nice. You're the worst one.
Last year is that why you sent us to that Medieval Times restaurant?
No, l don't think that ever works. Why?
Close it up! Close it up!
While he's still in the bathroom. l am begging you.
Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Woolly mammoth.
Okay, then what is this?
What's the matter?
lt's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you...
No, but he did just win the MacArthur ''genius grant.''