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Oh, and another thing, he wants you to read it today.
Hey, guys, what's the point?
Did you fall in a mine shaft?
LONG: Ladies and gentlemen! Please!
Let's get this bill passed, shall we, Congressman?
An ark is huge! I don't even know where I would begin!
Are you gonna run with the pack or are you gonna lone wolf it?
and to the Republic, for which it stands...
who's filling in for renie silence? marcus harris.
No, sir.
WOMAN: Congressman Baxter. Good morning. Good morning.
He's a mook.
It's their instinct.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Wait a second.
Don't worry about it, you guys. Come on, eat up.
I now issue a new commandment,
He's filling the boat with two of every kind of animal.
Hey, fleabag, out of the way.
GOD: Go-four-wood. Get it?
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
I'll tell you one thing, these birds had a nice big meal before they flew in here.
They get a little thing called the mange.
CONGRESSMAN: No, of course not.
I'm God.
The hiking trip? Oh, right. Yeah. The hiking trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
where we are unable to leave the news van due to hazardous conditions outside.
That's too much, Gene. Who else?
When your due date is today...
Enjoy your office. Your neighbor, Congressman Long.
Gen 6:14.
EVAN: You guys all right?
Three hundred years. Three hundred.
And then Ryan did the cutest thing. He asked if we could all pray together.
He thought it would be funny.
God appeared to me and told me to build an ark.
You've got the wrong house! You can't leave that there!
Yeah, me, too.
Barry Embarrassing
(THUDDING)
Here's a look back at his run for office.
(SCATTING)
Everybody hang on!
to junior cosponsor this bill that he's introducing.
Well, I hope it's a barber shop.
I command bees Hoalt! Stop! Woah!
Hey, hon, save me one, okay? Okay.
How does it work?
No, I heard you, Evan. The whole world heard you.
No, no! Get away, get away! Go!
I don't even want to know what's coming out the back.
I might need security. Thank you.
No, sir.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
(EVAN EXCLAIMING)
It's not time yet. Go on. Go on.
(LAUGHING)
Hey, I am proud of my new car. Look, I'm a politician now.
Who's crazy now, huh? Look at us all squishing!
DYLAN: Yeah. Whatever. New house, same old dad.
I fought you every step of the way.
Get on the ark! Everyone, on the ark now!
Get in the car!
It just takes ONE!
It might be something fun for the family.
Good luck getting a tree to come to the polls.
(GASPING)
akavet
I'm good.
(ALARM RINGING)
Yes, sir. I'm in. Wonderful!
Well, time to update the resume.
We don't have money to hire anybody else.
Is that rain? It's raining.
Can I help you?
Gene! Heel!
Good boy.
(SHEEP BLEATING)
when you talk to the girl first time
Not in front of all those people. Don't say it. Don't say it.
Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you.
pending investigation of Congressman Long for profiteering...
(ALARM RINGING)
Eight pounds, 11 ounces.
Where is he?
Okay, well, thanks for clarifying.
DA
But this has got to stop. Please. You're scaring me.
I'm not gonna turn you in to the principal. Mostly because I am the principal.
Go, go, go! On the ark! Go, go, go!
Current Mood "Is it too much to ask for a little precipitation?"
Yeah, me neither.
billy what does it mean when taj goes womagement i'll call them right now woman? it means he wants you to act like a woman and get a job in womagement.
We could take the boat, go sailing on the lake.
I like the alpaca. He spits.
Guys! No, no! Get out! Get out! Oh, my hair!
I love you. Thank you.
I need to settle into my house. I need to make a good impression at work.
Good God!
Get that ball in position! We're clearing them out!