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Although you probably already know that. Or have heard it. Not experienced it.
Dad, what are you doing? I'm watching this.
(CAWING)
x x
Seriously. Okay, I got it.
What are you doing? Hmmm...
You know, voters don't respond to the gloom and doom stuff.
Is it too much too ask for a little precipitation?!?!
(WOOD SNAPPING)
Go, go, go, go, go! On the ark! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Got it. Pause. Come on, Evan, this is huge.
Noah build the ark for his wife and 3 sons...
No. You can't do that. Not looking like that. You have to go shave!
What did I tell you? It's fine. It's over.
So here's the skinny.
Dylan, get back inside! It's too dangerous.
So that's why the tools. And you are responsible for the wood?
You did good, son. You changed the world.
Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real.
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(BOTH GIGGLING)
(SHEEP BLEATING)
What's my point?
If the ark isn't finished by then, you will be.
What are you doing?
Sort of a walking search engine. Watch this. How many stars on the flag in 1818?
REPORTER: Congressman!
Get on the ark! Let’s go! Get on the ark! Let’s go!
Don't look down, Congressman, but the wolves are here,
beryl uoomuanji are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
(SCREAMING)
so this dry, hot weather will continue.
Hey, Dad, I think there are more animals than yesterday.
(ALARM RINGING)
there are people who pay for it, and yes, those people want this bill to happen
Do you smell anthrax?
Uh-huh. JOAN: I don't remember it being this big in the brochure.
Hey, I wrote the thing and I have a few questions.
Two can play this game.
Oh, you'll be impressed.
Fine.
Honey?
Those animals are following me because of him.
Very good.
That's an assumption
That would be a good day to have chicken. How about Mom's chicken? Huh?
Woah, woah, guys.
that it is stronger as part of a group.
I prayed we would become closer as a family.
Build your boat.
That's going to leave a brown patch!
toxic cheryl de coursey knew she was tox didn't she? she did! so did jo bray toni and leanne!
(EXCLAIMS)
Yes, sir.
LONG: All those in favor of the Public Land Act, please signify by saying, Aye.
Oh, my God.
Get the door! Get the door!
Who wants sandwiches? Let's do it!
and we're gonna get out of it as a family,
Uh-huh.
He lives in all things and has over six billion seven hundred million children.
Gentlemen, welcome. What an honor to have you here.
Well, I hope this isn't our last supper.
(GASPING)
Congressman Long eating your hot dog.
What in the world? I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.
WOMAN: No one knows where they came from
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
I have a draft of your support letter.
#AWKWARD
So, you stand by and shake your pom-poms while Long and his buddies get rich.
Thank you.
See? I told you. And you owe me five bucks.
That's all you were asked to do, right?
what wine have you come to drink? moscato moet shiraz regal semillion curvee.
You sure did. So what's your plan? What are you gonna do?
He is trying to get me fired!
(EVAN EXCLAIMING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
MAN 3: Save us, Baxter!
Hey! A little help?
614.
Six pounds, 14 ounces.
It's a disaster. I don't know how to build something like this.
That's right. You going with the cherry? Cheery cherry!
When I finally have a chance To go fishing and it pours.
Mom, can we go upstairs? JOAN: Yep.
(GASPS)
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
You hitch your wagon to the right star,
In a nutshell, he is disgusting. Case in point.
Take the stuff to the car, guys. I'll be there in a minute.
Good. I'm introducing the CINPLAN bill in 2 weeks. C-SPAN is covering it live.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
What's with the veil? Did you get your new set of braces?
(GROANING)
I can make any sort of movement, and they will not get off!
I see you got my housewarming gift.
What? That's weird.
Did you just come out of a coma?
Uh, no.
We’re going to need a bigger boat. Stay with the kids.
Do you hear that? The rains are upon us!
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
BOTH: Change the world!
Hey, hey, hey, good morning.
I mean, we should hang out socially. I just got a ping-pong table.
Looks like the drought's finally over. Good news, eh, Congressman?
MAN OVER TV: High temperatures tomorrow back into the 90s everywhere,
What? Are you shooting up Rogaine?
I'm doing a background check on that kid.
(BOTH GIGGLING)
(GRUNTING)
Well, well, well. There they are. It is good to see you guys.