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false alarm, Principal's office, the usual.
Al loves that toilet bowl more than he does me.
and I notice that they have this great rail.
Oh.
Oh, leave Daddy alone, Mom.
Marry your own wallet.
As it is, we give the kids candy and tell them it's vitamins.
I thought it was a head like a peanut.
My destiny, son.
It's the Stradivarius of toilets.
and my tiles and my life and my manhood.
Can you please finish that bathroom?
Did anybody take my skateboard?
Oh, so you'll be needing your smoking jacket
Just pretend the kids are hungry
Al's bowels are draining the very lifeblood
[LAUGHS]
at the supermarket.
Girls like me.
Sound good?
Why should I help him?
Peg...
because the $21 million jackpot could be yours.
How was it, Al?
He killed our goldfish.
you get nylons on the shower rod,
for the more important things for this family.
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