HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
There's a surprise in there you'll like.
Lost Grimoirs Artifact Of Desire
I don't see any skin, monkey-man.
Stone, you leave me no choice. I’m gonna really have to crack down hard this time.
Oh, boy.
playing ball for the Jewish Community Center, with the best jump shot this town’s ever seen.
My fingers in your mouth kitty But I don't feel no teeth
please let there be a miracle.
Did you prepare that or did you rhyme that many times in a row by accident?
i hate me
he thought he got some tongue
Thanks for the recognition.
...to even think i was in the running.
I I
believing in santa's all wrong
Neither am i, but that don't stop me from enjoying a holiday.
What's happening?
you want me to deal with pain well, cheers is what i say
You're trading in the midget for a spaz?
I'm not jewish.
Hey. What are you do...? No!
Are those tears in his eyes?
♪ that's just who i am ♪
We love you, tommy!
Yeah!
Thank you.
here with wigs mcgee and the furry elf
Keep dreaming.
You're supposed to hold the stick and just eat the corn dog off of it.
No, hockey players get up too early.
it's your moment, whitey
Eat that nut-strap, Bitch!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da— It’s Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mine!
...playing ball for the jewish community center, with the best shot ever seen.
No, mr. Chang. It's me, whitey duvall.
She's going through a tough time now.
with joy
It's your moment, whitey
♪ but i'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze ♪
I think you all know which dream came true.
Alcohol in our house? This is never going to work.
...the memories of the fun times i did have...
- Come on! - Let's go!
That's a lady, and you will not speak about her that way!
...when you see a group of deer helping a motorist in need?
With pleasure!
...not for the fact that he had the hairiest buns in the locker room.
You're in. Let's go.
Won't you dance with me
I need to go apologize to someone before i leave.
And to me, the mall is the best place to do that.
How'd he end up this way? Let's save that for later...
...for the community center earlier this year.
for service to the league and this community, i proudly present to you...
The worst has happened. I'm covered in human feces.
Could i get a lift from you, partner?
let me get this straight. You expect me to change my lifestyle in one night...
No, it was me.
a technical foul
...how to light the Chanukkah candles at our house tonight?
Whoa! Whoa! Hang in there, betsy! We'll make it! Whoa!
it's just not fair
What a bizarre matchup. Good luck, whitey. You'll need it.
Smile! Your mom wants to take a picture.
Turns out they were on their way to the ball game...
"Good Night, Mayor! And The Answer To Your Question Is Spencer's Gifts."
- There he is! - Stone, what are you doing here?
...to yell at a woman who's obviously not there.
Well, all right. Look at all that beautiful, white stuff come down.
Anyways, the mayor seems to think there's a chance...
Well, if you guys don't mind...
Numb-nuts is here.
It's your moment, whitey
That kind of shooting makes me want to do the robot dance.
Attention all officers. Davey stone is on the loose.
Fourteen.
aren't you a boy get out of my room mum
make some long-distance calls?
Hey. What are you do...? No! The worst was happened. I'm covered in human feces! You're a fricking dangerage Nice smelling with you patchy! But for health reasons i should probably spray you off! Smell you later. Poopsicle ha ha ha! I know i am!
...to...
That's the reaction i thought i'd get.
First position. Second position.
- Oh, whitey. - And the 11 th!