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What? Get out of here. I'm leaving.
So why don't you go stay with them?
young and happy don't you know
That 10-year sentence i promised you starts tonight.
- I'm sorry. - Save your sorries for the judge.
Hi, whitey. I got another Chanukkah present tonight.
All you people can bite my germfree booty!
Now set yourself and shoot.
Can I walk around With my morning erection
Get himself arrested, mayor duhy cause he broke into the mall.
Hold it now. Hold it now.
Happy Hanukkah Let’s celebrate Hanukkah
That's what happens when you hit the bottle.
You should let me be your date.
See you later, smell.
Now, i assume you've done your pre-game stretching.
...sbarro's, dunkin' donuts, they're simply the best.
Who you talking to? Having one of them hippie-dippy mushroom flashbacks?
Neol apeuge halji molla! Eat that nut-strap bitch! No more krew eats until th next video came Put it away. Put it away!
Charging! Our ball.
Now i can understand wrapping the cornmeal around the hot dog...
You're an animal.
I Believe hero of the other two are you doing tonight at a little more than a year Ahead and the other universities in the country and I don't know how much
And even though i don't recall scoring a point during my four seasons of play...
...there was a certain sincerity in his voice, or...?
coming through.
- Jerk! - Idiot!
i'll show you no mercy
Why can't he just be like he used to be?
Your honor, if it pleases the court, i'd like to interject for a moment.
Take it! Take it!
So sweet.
You leave me no choice. I'll really have to crack down hard this time.
...but let me run a few questions by you so i don't screw up accidentally.
I know i am.
I may be dirty and smelly, but in the dark, i'm just smelly.
Thank god.
My hiney is germfree and i love it.
So, davey, did you play the hockey when you were a child?
Pinhead Stupidhead, next time you come to the dumpster, you better lose your virginity.
In this house we say Crud
- What? - He no pay for his four scorpion bowl.
...because the truth is, nobody in this town even knows you exist!
Good, your house sucks!
...because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
I'm sorry.
I know. I was watching you.
Just pass me the ball.
Where are your parents, anyways?
This guy's sport always was and always will be basketball.
- Closing, channel 36 would like to wish all of its jewish viewers...
...petland for a cat or two, spencer's gifts for some fake dog doo...
...the people of dukesberry...
You gotta be kidding me!
One more thing.
Who's out there? Do we need to call the police?
Hey, mall, long time no see.
Everyone in this room has been associated with whitey
yes thompson dremenco futherette? what do you want? i want to do some marititing in marrickville.
the only time i had sex was on the phone
It's okay, eleanore, it's okay.
How's that peanut brittle?
I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
No, no, no.
Wow. Maybe on night four the Chanukkah monster will take a big crap on your bed.
That's all right, just keep your elbow in. Now stick it, kid.
Hubba-bubba!
I was being nice to her kid.
No, he don't play ball anymore.
...you'll have a big electric bill.
They rated this movie PG-13 for frequent crude and sexual humor, drinking and brief drug references. Language is another reason, like what Benjamin said at this point.
i bet you wish you could take it back
Just makes you feel tingly all over.
Take that back.
Nobody needs a uni-brow.
This is going to scare her silly.
A little help, please.
How do you like your java?
My fingers in your mouth kitty But I don’t feel any teeth!
I've sent you to reform school, the drunk tank, the local psychiatric ward.