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It's a home-invasion robbery!
i carved our names upon that tree
- You see something? - Just some deer doing a pyramid.
...they do really stupid things...
coming through.
Get up here, you beanpole.
Nighty-night.
Mr. And mrs. Stone tragically couldn't get out of the way in time.
Yeah!
Yes, so precious.
I'm still shaking from it.
I’m still a virgin.
no 'tis-the-season-feeling kind of guy
after using the 'frigerator
- Thank you, davey. - No problem, eleanore.
Hello, sharper lmage. Thanks for the combination pogo sticklclock radio.
whipping out my big, white, scary moon
What the hell was that? Did anybody hear a parakeet, or am i going crazy?
Yeah.
...the very happiest of Chanukkahs.
You know, my mother doesn't like you very much.
Four. Five. Six.
Jokes on you tough guy I don't play fortnite
You got no school, you can eat like a pig and people give you stuff.
Happy Chanukkah, stone.
we should all rot in hell
that's just who i am
Happy Chanukkah to our wonderful son
go ahead and let it out and have yourself a cry
Don't let him push your buttons, whitey.
Come back here, you jerk!
You're a fricking degenerate.
Oh, no.
I want to hear what happens next. It's like a fairy tale.
If you're coming from the street with dirty shoes on your feet
He just a no-goodnik.
I should stick you on a twig and roast you.
y'all can bite my dink
I think it's gonna be your year, whitey. I really do.
...l'll send you to the state penitentiary for no less than 10 years.
Not again!
don't ever use that language again. do you hear me
When you have enough lights to make your house look like the vegas strip...
I can whup any of those clowns out there even with you as my partner.
Eat that nut strap, Fitch.
I didn't steal this. It's a card my parents gave me.
Okay, let's give the little guy some support.
- I'll take that. - Hey!
We're coming!
They died.
We'll take that.
Can i walk around with my morning erection?
Whitey, thank god you're here. We're being robbed by a lunatic.
That's the saddest story i've ever heard.
my darling wife was once a he
Consider it done. Nice doing business with you.
just kidding.
let it out, davey
Shut up!
He was in a coma for three months.
Just get back in my car. You'll stay with me and my sister for a while.
well, i'll never spin a dreidel, but i'll always throw an egg
i remember the look in their eyes
...and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
Yuck.
♪ no 'tis-the-season-feeling kind of guy ♪
Sounds good to me.
- You wanna win this or not? - Yeah.
- lf your hair clogs the drain - you'll know the meaning of pain
Good, your house sucks!