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Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record.
Whitey, tonight for the first time in years...
nothing
Fatty's team loses because i want to see him cry again.
I know you people don't like me or care about my opinion, but here goes.
...and Chanukkah starts tonight.
That's the strangest thing i've ever seen.
That's a big 10-4, davey.
poor jelly jugs with the boobs of a cow
But i guess my friend davey is. Why don't you tell him what else you got.
Okay. Well, i'll use it here.
Thank you.
Oh, boy. Let's just soak our feet, brother.
Finn stucks and deaths by mud of poops youtube
♪ i'm acting like the town buffoon ♪
But there is one thing he knows.
...so she gets nervous around strangers.
Knock, knock.
everyone in town will be looking their best
Well, if he didn't, we can at least sit in front of it.
You know, i don't like me very much either.
without my wig, i look like an owl hoo! Hoo!
Oh! Ow! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! whoa uh um ooh oohh ohh [yellsing] [screamsing]
...l've had no time to think of a great one. But i thought of this driving here:
put the beat in between the two circles, and make a beat sandwich!
Let's win!
if you touch the thermostat
And the 27th!
Nobody in this town even knows you exist!
Hey, look what i still got.
You used to be a good kid...
You're all crazy for not realizing that.
Smell you later, poopsicle.
Don't tell me it's bavarian cream-filled.
- No! - Oh, benny!
At least then they'd have a reason not to acknowledge me.
♪ and i'll charley horse your leg for laughs ♪
they took my wig
...the window shopping's always free.
Looks like i better do a lot more than apologize. See you in 10 years, fellas.
I'm not very good.
Zip up or you'll catch a throat cold.
You need a fancy doodad?
Hey, jennifer, you still coming over to watch dukes of hazzard after the game?
...super sweet, super kid and the apple of his parents' eye.
I've been waiting to see your sister for many years.
I'm letting this one go, stone.
i hate me
Something that should have happened 20 years ago.
Follow This year old boy will beleive in anything Who me?
what a crushing blow to whitey
♪ while you're singing your holiday tunes ♪
But that shouldn't be too hard for him. Even loners need company sometimes.
You’ve got very nice boobs
Wow, benjamin, an etch a sketch. Not too shabby.
Merry christmas.
now he's just a loner and a liar
First to five wins. We're shirts.
And i am the real kristi yamaguchi.
Let's try it black instead.
Oh, boy. Does that mean we're skins?
He may be big, but he's ugly, benny.
Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes.
I hate love
He'll be all right. How'd you get so good on the ice, anyways?
Thanks for the ride, patchy.
Are you the kid who stole my wig?
That place always makes me feel better.
Thumbelina, there's no kids playing. Why'd you tell me to come?
This is going to be even sadder.
He was just kidding, fellas. Whole lot of jibber jabber.
I guess that means i stole it.
Not again!
Well, will you look at that. It's a jackass-in-the-box.
- use this horn as a bong? - Adios, tommy chong
So i was kind of thinking...
One davey stone around here is enough.
Like the bavarian cream-filled donut
but that was long ago