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Don’t cry now if everything is here to here
♪ i hate you ♪
And being a volunteer referee for the youth basketball league...
Well, then cover the nerd.
Pukesberry.
- enjoy, our tiny friend - thank you. Thank you.
What can we do you for, bub?
And tonight, i got this.
♪ i hate love ♪
I came to apologize, whitey.
If i don't spray lysol after moving a bowel?
I call that the top-of-the-key-eat-the-jockstrap shot.
Why are you hiding over there?
we weren't there
Your hands are sopping wet. Don't be so nervous, whitey.
Shit
What's the matter with the way i live my life? Huh, jennifer?!
That's why i'm here, whitey. I'm here to fix a big mistake.
Did you read about a deformed referee who spends 35 years...
This might be harder than i thought.
I know you hippies don't wear watches, but it should be fixed in 30 minutes.
He's just having some fun.
- Thanks for the scoreboard! - Thank you, tommy!
To have someone wish me a happy Chanukkah...
coming through.
We'll see. Your ball.
Stone, what the heck are we going to do with you?
Eleanore duvall? Is that you?
...are often stronger than the people...
his beautiful Chanukkah card
"I would never relate to a adam sandler movie"
And my trailer’s caught on fire, fire, oh my god? Be careful?
Oh, boy.
Eleanore, that was 45 years ago.
Oh, my god.
Good to see you still got circus feet.
Orangutan, you're playing, not reffing.
Oh, my.
Fuck you kyle fuck you stan
of all
Okay?
Which month was that in?
But it's closed.
Eight Crazy Nights Sucks. I Still Watch It. Because I’ts Rated PG 13. I Now Hate It
A Sheep Song Baa Baa Baa
Have a holly, jolly one, guys.
...your partner, davey stone, actually did a good thing for this community.
Hey!
Don't you wish i hadn't been so busy at the hardware store...
...maybe i should move to a town where nobody knows who i am.
There are certain rules which apply in one's life
Yeah. Then i have to figure out how to rebuild our giant menorah and santa.
i was such a shithead
Ain't a better time of year.
In fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug...
or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes
Eat that nut-strap, be atch!
Last bus to new york city now boarding.
Somebody stop that guy!
down by the creek i would show
Why do you want to know?
Here's to you guys for letting me crash over.
Shaving the chest.
I never
Tonight whitey was counting on this town
♪ and blowing a beef your way ♪
...at your service.
...was created 35 years ago to recognize people for their tireless work ethic...
fourteen
They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants
All right, baby. But let's make this quick.
I'm out of here. I don't need this sympathy crap.