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Nice story. You can stop now.
...and their passion and dedication to both the league and our fine community.
No, officer. I'm just going to say good night to my car...
instead he got a port-a-potty ride
You'll get a kick in the balls oops!
but please don't touch me with your alien hands
There it is!
sheep go goat yes sheep
Now, i'd like to make this work out.
Peanuts for me?
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Glad we could work that out.
I see. You're one of them hippie-dippy fellas.
When I see a theatrical trailer before the movie starts
You're turning 70 years old...
I knew you'd screw up eventually, stone.
Do you have to be nasty to everyone who tries to help you?
Roger on that. Over.
Hope you're not planning on driving tonight, stone.
You're gross.
- Then get out of here!
Excuse me! Can i just say something?
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!
Good kitty. Nice kitty.
Maybe it's time you stop running from your emotions.
...that people who let themselves cry when they're hurting...
At least this one make me look pretty.
...maybe tonight we could try to win one for them. You know, as a gift.
and spent the game on top of our tv
The criminal?! Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?
Jelly jugs, next time you come on my court, you better wear a bra. Okay?
You know, Elanore does look like an owl
Yes! You piece Of shit!
Go ahead. I'll be on the first bus out. I ain't spending 10 years in prison.
Appreciate it.
Of course whitey wouldn't understand what getting flipped off means.
One. Two. Three.
Get off my lawn!
yes you're right now all the pretty girls out there they like the flair. pleeeeease i know--- i know you want to know you're right. i know you wanna be right. all the pretty girls out there they like the flair all off us on the bench all of us on the bench, in perfect harmony.
They're soaking the carpet.
If you clean out the crappers, i'll give you a buck.
Just keep playing.
don't ever use that language again. do you hear me don't ever use that language again. do you hear me
...the both of you can play spin the dreidel for tongue kisses.
That's a technical foul
we're here to right our wrong
You like it when i hold you like this?
yes.
I want to talk to you in my office.
This will pass in a second, kids.
All right, simmer down, whitey. Don't travel. Don't double dribble.
Okay, mrs. Triple nipple... i mean, mrs. Selman.
My fingers in your mouth kitty But I don't feel no teeth
- And the 28th! - And the 23rd!
Eat that nut-strap biatch!
my life was simply going nowhere
...dukesberry all-star patch award...
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife
don't worry, folks. Whitey's okay.
♪ well, i'm a snowmobile-stealing ♪
ho! This is such bullshit
It's about time you got here.
I don't know. Hopefully, out getting me an atari.
No, Mr. Chang. It's me, Whitey Duvall.
...who try to hold all their pain inside.
You hoodlums better bring my wig back! I know it was you!
a technical foul
Hey, you two, just doing circles.
That's my problem.
See, that wasn't a charge. It was actually blocking.
Yeah, right.
Whoops.
If i give myself a wedgie will you believe me then?
Oh, really? Because i thought that was high-sticking.
I needed the rest anyway.
A technical frog! Lion wolf birds frogs
You got it.
The good news is it's Chanukkah, so you'll all get presents tonight anyway.
♪ i hate love ♪
You are right. That was gross.
Nothing a little metal plate couldn't fix.
I don't know when you were goofier, then or now.
but i'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze
One thumbtack popped all eight of my back tires.
Merry christmas, whitey.