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oh, shut up!
Night two, i got a pup tent for camping in the backyard.
let's go to mcsubtitltonalds! yes let's!
What's good about it? Everything. You want a pair of socks?
Boo!
You just got to keep your elbows in.
Get him.
Eat that nut-strap, bitch! Benjamin!
...think i'm nothing but a joke.
What the hell was that? Did anybody else hear a parakeet, or am I going crazy?
are queen still around? yes and no. no freddie mercury died. and yes in a way the original band members are left to three with adam lambert being the lead vocalist.
It doesn't hurt to smell nice. Does it, fellas?
why don't you show your feminine side and have yourself a cry
I don't think anybody did. People just try to be nice to the mayor.
Hey, why are we stopped now? What are you doing? What's going on?
Saint ignatius is number one!
I'm not nervous. I'm excited.
I've seen some pretty rowdy kids turn into perfect gentlemen...
...when his moral fiber was still intact.
You wish, mac. You blew your shot with her 20 years ago.
So i was thinking...
ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand
ow ow
One more basket and it's chow time, boys.
i'll pour you down the sink
I've been doing my part for 35 years.
Now please excuse me while I go take shower
Come back here, you jerk!
I didn't do it for you. I did it for the ladies.
Now say what i told you to say.
That's all right. Just try to stay confident, and if i say shoot it, shoot it.
It's all you, buddy.
Oh, god.
'cause nothing you can say or do will make me shed a tear
Okay, well, let's keep looking.
Last spring, her husband of 13 years ups and leaves her...
Oh, no. You're going to make me walk 10 feet? That's where i live, idiot!
He didn't know how to handle it.
If i make fun of your crazy feeties
This is the happiest Seizure of my life
...because the truth is, nobody in this town even knows you exist!
...trying to win some stupid patch...
Come and help me clean the muffin trays.
Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is spencer's gifts.
I'd like to see that right now.
Attaboy, tommy!
...and out of respect for her and her disease, i don't eat sugar products.
This is not a rehearsal.
WILD WILD
so now we'll bring in the big gun
Oh, my god. Slow down. Come on. I'm scared.
and make sure every snowman dies
Congratulations. Now, please excuse me while i go take shower.
And the 32nd, and the 31 st, and the 30th!
can you take me home now?
if i decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel?
if you switch the radio to some modern music show
in this house we say bullspit
Let's do this, people.
i hate you
Got a piece!
Where are you?! Home reading your baby boy a bedtime story...
...so he can pretend people actually like him?!
Until a wrist shot caught him in the back of the skull.
...happy Chanukkah.
you will feel my wrath
he should've gotten a big thank-you
to me they're just something to shoot
I'll be over to feed the cats in the morning...
Fourteen hours to be exact.
I'd like to welcome you to the 35th annual...
He was just kidding son You have very nice boobs
you beautiful
Because i'll do it all night long.
No, no, go on. Whitey, i'm mesmerized.
Whitey, they were giving out lobster bibs in the bathroom.
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