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What do you want, stone?
Whitey Duvall A man of simple taste
Now i feel better.
Would you three show whitey and i...
"She's going through a tough time now."
In fact, i've been kind of kidding myself...
...after spending time on my court.
He's so behind the times, he thinks viagra's a big waterfall.
Horseshit!
Learning to make a lay-up with my left hand and becoming a multi-billionaire.
With a shot of whiskey.
Maybe you are a leprechaun.
don't ever change
Now, both of you cop a squat next to me and let's observe.
breaking and entering.
They're scratching up my floor. Here comes a seizure.
FLICKS ON CARTOON NETWORK
my jewels got licked by six frisky deer
The bad news is we stand no chance of winning this game.
Has there been talk about who the lucky patch recipient may be this year or...?
Because the truth is Nobody in this town even knows you exist
- Oh, my god. - Don't laugh at her.
He's right. Look for your opening and take it.
They definitely have furry underwear.
Good to see you still got circus feet.
At one time, davey was a super student, super athlete...
Why not sentence him to be a referee-in-training for youth basketball?
But you know what?
That’s a lady, and you will not speak about her that way!
It's like a sanctuary.
Thanks, honey.
...i didn't get that patch i've been telling you about for all these years.
But mr. Stone, what whitey says goes.
Jennifer!
He was just kidding, son. You've got very nice boobs.
Oh, my. You poor, poor boy. What in heaven's name did you do?
Yes, i'm eli wolstan...
...who no one even gives a crap about, you two are definitely winning.
We got no beef with you guys.
yes beryl dove what do you want? chirp chirp.
- Wish we were taller, eleanore? - I can't reach the cobwebs.
i'm acting like the town buffoon
How futuristic.
Eat that nut-strap, bitch!
...and our insurance company says they won't cover you anymore.
i can't believe i haven't killed myself
because he, unlike us, cares about someone other than himself
Wake up, kids. Our hot and sour friend is here.
and i'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in whitey's face
Horseshit! Oh. Shut your wooden mugs!
What 12-year-old kid would? He basically shut down.
That fool's in the china dragon...
i went to high school with whitey
Well, thank you, but he asked first.
...but don't you worry, i'll be back first thing in the morning.
You don't like that? How about you throw something at me. I dare you.
Oh, boy.
Now, go live happily ever after or i'll dropkick the teeth out of your mouth.
You're Gross
Wow. Just when you started to really like davey, he has a butthole relapse.
We love you, whitey!
when whitey brought up your sad past you snapped and walked away
Benjamin.
Eleanore, could you just give me a second to say a few words in private?
I've been tossing and turning.
He'd rather be remembered for his hard work...
♪ i don't decorate no trees ♪
♪ believing in santa's all wrong ♪
- I guess i got to make the best of this. - See. I told you.
But next screwup, it's slammer time.
I'm just here to say i'm sorry to the little guy. I swear.
...or they may try to take you two back to the laboratory.
One. Two.
Just kidding, I gotta say something to her. Eat that nut strap, you motherfucking bitch of a bat!
...and feel as good as i used to when my dad would say it to me.
She had the courage to move back a month ago to try and raise her boy alone.
When the dog I chase the cat! what does a frog?