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Wanna trade me your snack pack for the rest of this banana?
Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!
you get your ass out of bed and you get to work on time
You’re so smart
That AOC is one Piece of Ace
~ My boots tied tight
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog
I NEED TO CALL THE CDA! LOUISE’S EYES ARE SHAPED LIKE POOP!
The Office is great. I mean, I'm learning a lot
Trst Test
it's new gpx day
My dear Lord.
People to stop sending funnies to
I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin'.
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, dippy!
Are you in loser denial or something?
Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade?
Call the fire department
now unvanquish mrs.smith! fjrfy ei rkr otgh opt ptf rofpgorf
I drew the dog blue because I’ve never seen a blue dog before
Hey. Look at all this milk.
- Do you know where the bathroom is? - Second door on the left.
~ Retrieved for a bounty
Carl this m
Ells, you’re scaring’ us.
Ttt today junior Ttt today junior
Back to School, Back to School
Hey Carl, what's up? Nothing much, Ryan.
oh, back to shift...
(squeaking )
Thank you mommy
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to [Wizard] alluran
trump exonerado? olvide como oir
Maybe later.
Sorry daddy
Mooch and Jones I got a feeling your whole family is going down
You know somethin'? You suck!
How was it? Yea, how was it?
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' Wagyu
Hey! Carl! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
You ain't cool unless you pee ya pants!
..you weren't as nice to the kids that you thought were losers.
They look like Rs to me.
all right, Lowe’s it is!
My name is Max Anderson,...
Who's lane kiffin? He coaches in the SEC too
No, no, no, he didnt…
Slow down
Keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.
Billy says
george maybe we'll move the rook! maybe we will faye! rook to J5!
Oh my God Anthony Kim is funny
A-r-t-e! The E Is silent!
That doesnt put the triscuit crackers in my stomach does it?
Damn sasquatch It's that damn sasquatch
You could help me shave my armpits
If josh betts makes It on council lol
GLR #2023
You know, yeah. Pick it up and gimme...
I heard he's retarded or something.
Happy Birthday, sir! Hope your day is as good as Billy's
Bob and Methods emails.
you get out there and you find that upgrade #Goldenticket
You know something? You suck.
Why’s everybody so glum?
Yeah, here we go again. Another treat from the road.
(whispers ) Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
That's not fair! Harry is not a word. He's a Quidditch player. You're cheating!
OK. A simple ''great'' would have sufficed...
Hey, LEE! Good to see you!!
That’s nice
Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!
Hm...
Heading Back into Society Got my mask tied tight
Call the fire department. This one's outta control(!)
Bucks are heeere
Acknowledge me! Bloodline, I got a feeling your whole family is going down
(boys ) Whooo!
That’s Garza, I heard he’s retarded or something
No, he didn't
who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Thanks a lot, O'Doyle. Nice meetin' you.
That was the grossest thing i've ever seen in my life! Let's go!
He's not my brother. He's my son.
OK BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO STUDY
A little confused, kinda sweaty,...
I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn George Soros!
- You gotta be kiddin' me. - Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class.
No… no I dont
This African Safari Is as good as mine!
But the industry my friends... That was a revolution
Hahahaha
Classic
OH MY GOD I AM THE WINNER!
I know how yous kids like 'em crusty
..were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Why don’t you just give Justin the trophy
I can't believe this is happening right now.
We gonna sets it on fire!
Mimi
Please god tell me what we are having for dinner!
Soil rules!
Move it or lose it.... Get on the bus!!!
cook, I got a feeling your whole familiy is going down
Tim BoYLE RULES
Slow down Alex!
..these gentlemen will miss their flights.
It's soup again!
Drew is back to being a BA
Prospecting
Damien likes beans, don't you, damien
However, if I see another tweet with a 1000 pointing fingers pointed towards
Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo.
- Look! She came! - And she came too.
Yes?
If getting CoViD is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
ITS STEELY DAN
What are you talking about
Could be worse.
I think Crazy Necci is Right
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!
Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up.
That's Assault, brotha
Yahoo for Sarah! Sarah's number one! Yahoo!
Rolex!
Yeah!
are they gonna have a stupid party every time one of these stupid kids starts a new grade
I hate chips and dip and i hate all of you!
- You're joking, right? - Let's take it a little easy here, Billy.
No.
Sorry, Daddy.
Do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
MORE CUM MORE CUM MORE CUM
Shh. Here he comes!
~ I bet you thought that I was dead
Are you in loser denial or something?
I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER PARK GIRL, MS ALYSSA. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.
I’ll give you a bowl cut
I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.
We have block chain in use No you don't
Oh I can And I will
how 'bout you sideburns? You want some of these ethics?
(whispers ) No.
Leg!
Glenville passed the 3rd grade Oh what a glorious day
_
Sorry doesn’t put the triscuit crackers back in my stomach. Now does it Lou
Koo!
OH WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!!
I'll give you this banana for McCaffrey
_
Kids can’t even read.
I'll turn this damn plane around
Thank you, Juanita.
Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks.
This is the best night of my life
I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him.
Bobby called the fags nerds
When the Biden campaign won’t admit to Voting and Mail fraud President Donald J. Trump and Rudy Giuliani
oh my god that is funny!
You keep me giving me those odds son, cos I'm gonna hit it every time.
I am just going to snap
1981? 1986?
GEEZ, A SIMPLE "OK" WOULD HAVE DONE JUST FINE, BUT...
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
Perfect cursive. Any other brain busters
Scott to Client Sales
(laughs )
You get your ass out there and you close that bundle!
… a little hungry … But all in all, I’m ok.
~ I choose my destiny
Uh-huh.
Ph…Ph…Ph…Phenomenal Junior
.
Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, does it, Carl?
As of this moment, Mr Madison is ahead by one point.
T....t.....t... Today Junior!!!
Hey, look, everybody! Baker shit his pants!
Antonio Brown is as good as mine!
I dare you to touch her boobs.
Don't run!
that shannon elizabeth...is one piece of ass
Braaavf. Calitifo!
Snack pack! They’re the coolest
No you didn't...
Dom! He’s lying!
I disagree.
Hey.. DAVE!, GOOD TO SEE YOU!
The Knicks suck.
Now you're all in big, big trouble.
I’m never coming back to the office, never!
Cannon & Brown.... I GOT A FEELING YOU’RE BOTH GOIN’ DOWN
~ But without the roots of love every day, girl
Sorry daddy
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Are you in loser denial or something?
~ Veronica, I thank you
Oh gross! Did you see that guys balls? Yeah, they were weird looking.
Bath.
(high-pitched) Nothing. See you next season for Broomball, Mr.Martin.
Taking jabs at Checks rich girlfriend. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Yahoo, Bobcats! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!
I don't understand it.
Ramone Passed The Third Grade
...or something like that
Big Boy don't gots to know about it
- Billy, what has happened to you? - We're gonna go on a date.
Would you like to try writing some words in cursive on the blackboard today?
Let me ask you something, Carl. You started here, what, 25 years ago?
Hello!
~ That you'll be shootin' for
(explosion )
And if anyone mentions the Scott Hatnell buyout… then I’m just going to lose it.
Man, I'm glad I played 2k with that guy.
Sorry doesn’t put the Ho-hos back in my stomach. Now does it?
The Danny McGrath that graduated from Knibb High School in 1984?
Billy? Eat your soup.
Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spend a year in New York?
Bailey, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
Man. I'm glad we didn't draft that guy.
Loser? I ain't no loser. I was the king of this Pick Em Contest
Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.
Miss Lippys car is green
(Adam Sandler noises)
yeah what's your point?
You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me a AK-74
Have some more Sloppy Joes.
Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?