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Rather have a beer.
I disagree. He's a very good Earthbender, but I think Toph Beifong is the best Earthbender ever.
You know I like Charlie mac’s. Why can’t you just give me some Charlie mac’s?!
Arctic storm Is in big, big trouble
You ain’t cool unless you make 2 finals appearances
its cool to pee your pants
I know. It's just that classes are so hard, and all the kids treat me like I'm a goof.
It was tough for me, so back off!
My Portfolio Is green
Anyways, I am sorry about what happened back there,...
Ya double-dare me?
No, you didn't.
- How many people work for Madison? - 61,000 and change.
If it weren't for you, J... I'd walk my fat-ass right into oncoming traffic
You want some of this milk?
I do not want to annoy I want to annou
who's filling in for robyn greeley? lunchmoney lewis.
Come on, honey.
- ..I could've enjoyed them with you. - I'm sorry.
Don’t you say that, don’t you ever say that.
me reacting to a rocket exploding
(boy ) Billy!
He’s a douchebag
..that was a revolution.
It's just too damn hot for a virus to be walking around here
ARE YOU IN SLAUGHTER DENIAL OR SOMETHING?
No, no you didnt
You know I wanna turn this time into gym time, why won’t you just give me my gym time!
Brian, I got some interim forecasts for you to...
Well, it’s an excellent Ruddy Duck.
That Hayley art well is
- Hi. How you doin'? - Fine.
Just do it!
This does not make the ribosomes happy.
OH SHUT UP, MARTIÑ. I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR JAWING FOR TOO LONG.
How 'Bout You, Sideburns? You Want Some Of This Milk?
You can imagine what it would be like If I did
All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin.
JUST DO IT!!
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...
What's up her butt That's what I said
In perfect cursive.
(woman ) What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do?
I'll GET YOU DAMN KIDS FOR THIS!!! You're All Gonna Die!!!!
Yes it is
Ricky is pregnant Congratulations, Dippy!
I'm so depressed.
Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.
Yes I can
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
This is great. When I turned 9 all my father did was tell me to get a job.
Dak is not sleeping in my room, I’ll tell you that much!
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Mark Schlereth
I don't wanna sound like a weirdo, but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today.
That Alexis Bradley is One Piece of Ass
- Couch. - Couch.
This does not make the ribosomes happy.
What can I say… We saved the day I guess
Old parents rule!
Oh, they don’t got to know about it!!
He used a pole To make the pull
Go on with the chlorophyll
You, me, Jack and Frank... are gonna go around puttin' couches on people's lawns
Ah!
Yikes!
Tell him I’m out to lunch!
Alright buddy...
Number 2, Number 2
(Billy laughs )
I am the smartest man alive!!!
You're humiliating yourself! Get up!
Stole this shirt from Ethan
No you didn't
~ Hey, what countryfolk we be
If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New Yorl
Why don’t we just give Wils the trophy?!
Good seeing you, sir.
But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh?
You know something you suck!
Have five margaritas?
- Yeah. How does that laugh go again? - You know. (laughs )
Proceed with the Balloon
"Man, I'm glad I called that guy." - Joe Maddon about Zobrist
I’ll show you nipples
Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.
I dont have access to my Facebook, or indeed.. I think my phone was hacked.. Were you hacked? Or did you lock yourself out?
but fleet my friends
Knibb High Football Rules
I believe you, Billy. And I believe in you.
Max?
Daryl You’re scaring us
Suck it up. Eight more weeks and you're all set.
~ Oh, passin' third grade
Just Do it!
Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time.
..but switch it over to a pitching wedge.
Don't be. You say you're not a loser, Billy Madison. So win.
Me vs All the lines still stuck in my head 20+ years later
Man, I’m glad I started that guy.
No, you didn’t.
Using wow group finder..
- There no penguin! - (squawks )
.
Here's a nice piece of shit
If $9,000 bitcoin is cool, consider me miles davis!
Billy? Where’s Billy?
Billy, you're losing your mind.
yes beryl butherette? what do you want? i want to do some managing in malaga.
Term 1 lets go!
Here is a nice piece of shit.
yes beryl debra scrankerman? what do you want? i want to get very scranky.
Rock on! Yes!
I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car. You should've had some.
In perfect cursive. Any more bone-busters?
- Uh, yeah. Who's this? - This is Billy Madison.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy
..can be summarised in...
You’ve got a punishment, you’ve got a responsibility.
Thank you, Uncle Mikey
Those are Z’s
Rolex! Thanks for the watch, Billy. You're welcome, buddy.
See those kicks hes gunna be a crowd killer Yes he is
You get your ass out there and you close that bundle!
Ooh!
~ I knew you would go back
- Peace! I'm outta here! - (cheering )
All right!
NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.
But you could imagine what it’d be like if he did, right?
I hate Twitter and I hate all of you
Hey why is everybody so glum?
He’s gonna shit When he realizes it’s AIDS
Who would steal 30 bagged jerseys?
Bed
The Industrial Revolution is like a movie I know Called minions: rise of gru
(~ 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' by Culture Club )
I knew it was you!
Biden, I got a feeling your whole family’s going down
- Sure, I'd like that. - OK. Well, I'll see you around.
Billy's here!
Big Mike Rules!
Spoilt snot. Get outta here.
A simple “9” woulda done just fine but…
(squawking )
I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good.
Monday mood
Start the 1st round backyard league?
Or Motts new fireman friends to deny a friends day.... I am just going to snap
McAFEE RULES McAFEE RULES
I'm Sorry. I can't hear you. I have physically abused in the ear.
I’ll be going to learn
.
This programme to make sure they turn the wheels right...
The AFC North… Is as good as mine!
.
And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action.
I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.
(reporter ) That was Principal Anderson of Polly Fector Elementary School.
I don't want to look elsewhere for boobs, Miss Alyssa. I want to see yours.
How was it?
Chops, I got a feeling Your whole teams goin’ down
You're gonna give Gilead to Eric?
Sorry about that, damn guy drives like animal
Talky talky talky No more talky
HE’S THE REASON THE COMPANY IS SO SCREWED UP, HE’S A DOUCHEBAG.
Stop short? That’s assault, brotha
O'Doyle rules!
In perfect cursive. Anymore brain busters?
You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!
Oh, really, fool? Really!
No.
Daddy.
It takes more than two to tango Or something like that
Let’s go to sleep.
Sooooo close Want to touch the Friday
If wearing Fanny packs is cool Consider me miles davis
Come here baby
Marco.
Go on with the chlorophyll.
Schembri Rules
Whiskey is better. It gets you drunk quicker
Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York?
Engagement…Subs…
Man, I’m glad I Picked up that guy.
Oh...
Thats theft brotha
''..p... p... p... p...''
YOU KNOW I LIKE SNACK PACKS. WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A SNACK PACK?!
You double dare me??
Oh.
Oh my god I am the winner
NOT JUST FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS, BUT FOR THE ART TEACHERS TOO.... SO STAY OUTSIDE
- Donkey Kong sucks. - You know somethin'? You suck.
All she's talking about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn, not to make out.
YIKES!!
1466?
Ohh bobcat! I knew you had it in ya!
Thank you very much Ms Libby!
I knew you had it in ya!
Yes…. Go Yanks.
I heard she's retarded or something.
I
I think I was hacked. Were you hacked? Or did you forget your passcode?
ROCK ON, YES!! 311
Close Pend Gap Analysis In perfect cursive, got any more brain busters?
O'Doyle rules!
Aaron's feet passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day!
Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!
.
It's a shitpost again!
'Penalty' that's a little easy Why dont you just give em the game
...called the Puppy who GTF away from Joe as fast as possible
Where is Corey?!