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BACK TO SCHOOLBACK TO SCHOOL...
That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility.
Spay, I got a feeling you’re Packers are goin' down.
1588.
I’m just gonna snap
Lookee what we got here. That silly penguin is back again.
Those are Zs.
Voodoo Doughnuts Sucks
It could be *our* brand new HD Master from a 4K Scan of the original camera negative.
(bell rings )
I
Greg, what you've just said...
(~ 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones )
got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight i hope i don’t get in a fight
We'll see you in tahoe, sean What was that, ribe?
That’ll end your precious little relationship pretty damn quick, huh?
Who would steal 125 boxes of popsicles
Are they lying Or are you lying
He can’t even read
My daughters getting married today!!
Want to touch the heinie.
And by opposing end them?
You Shutcha ass up for the next two months or I'll shotcha ass up boy, end of fukkin story Bitch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my motherfukkin face nigga, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas
People to take off sending funnies to
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.
That Brendan Mahon is one hot piece of ass
it’s new games with gold day!
!
Porngang rules
Take it easy psycho
speed flag again
Slosh
Have five daiquiris?
You get your ass out there and you find that duckin’' dino
How was it?
It’s a special time for Mrs Lippy
Please, God, give me the answer!
~ I see things so clearly now
Amtal rule!
- Jeez! What's up her butt? - What was that, Billy?
~ Back to school
Dickbutt trophy is as good as mine!
Call the fire department This one of of control
Except that the puppy... was a dog.
The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue.
- Hey. How you doin'? - Let's involve the class.
If you mention Phish one more time I'm just going to snap
He called the pop “soda”
Your So Smart
You’re the coolest!
Turner rules!!
you get your ass out there, and you find that fucking ball
Are you Ready
Apple says i can try again in 5 hours Were you hacked? Or did you lock yourself out?
You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything.
Did the penguin tell you to do this?
Cuomo, I gotta feeling your whole family is going down
I’ll tell ya who took those lunches That damned Sasquatch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like...
Let's do It
They blew it!
That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life
Snack Pack! You're the coolest!
Bobby: Gee I cant wait till I go to Padua..
You know, some people have no willpower, no brains, no vision.
Just give them the trophy
You get your ass out there And you find that fuckin dog!
Ivy Leagues / All Jews I choose human ethics
Just do it!
It's fantasy-magazine day!
I'll tell you what it was. It was that damn pith!
It’s nudie magazine day!!
He called the shit poop!
No, you didn't.
Oh, I can. And I will.
don't get burned when you buy a hat! the latest thing! get dr.drake's heat-proof 'FLAMEAWAY' hat heat-tested to 1000" for £15.
I’ll tell you what killed that diabetic on dialysis That damn coronavirus
In the words of the great Billy Madison ...
That doesn't put the digital thermostat under the Christmas Tree on sunday now does it sonia?
This is devastating to his case too...
You get your ass out there and you find those 22 stars!
Andy is pregnant!
I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
You know I like AK-74's Why can't you just build me an AK-74
But you can imagine what it would be like If I did…..
You’re so smart
How you guys doin'?
Three: we’d bring back some ice cubes… …But make it a pitching wedge
(children laugh )
However if there is another Snapchat video sent to me by Placko..
This is devastating to his case to, Joe.
Gyoooh!
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
Man, I'm glad I called that guy.
I'm trying not to hold you to a higher standard than the rest of the students.
But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right?
QC Rules!
Grand, ripe banana. Trick of the day. Great...
Gee, I can’t wait ‘til I invest in crypto
Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
Give me one more chance. I'll prove I can take over.
Oh they don’t gots to know about it it could be our soda
you get your ass in the queue and answer some fucking hars
How’s Med school Ashley!
and over here we have contestant number 13... well i'll just get a bad gateway error!
However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat,...
Give 'em hell, Bill.
- Why is everybody so glum? - You seriously don't believe me?
Peace I'm Outta Here!
Don't think about it Just hand it over
I just want to annoy you
Are you in loser denial or something?
He can’t even read
(sitar music )
You fallen in love with the door or somethin
Jeez!
No no he didn’t
Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school.
Dr J now or 1974?
(children shrieking )
What's today? October?
That A
You got a misshaped head.
That Veronica Prawn is one piece of ASS.
He is.
"O'Donnell Rules!" O'Donnell RULES!
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
Move it. Get up there, Kyle.
- ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels. - Eric?!
Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it, will ya?
No, sir. He's vanished. Nobody has any idea where he is.
Everyone in this text chain is now dumber after hearing that
It is….
That’s not even fair! You’re cheating!
Why dont you just give him the trophy
Good.
Because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades.
David the wizard? Sounds more like David the Swoogin!!
Geez, those were great shirts.
- Let's do it. - Is that all right with you, Daddy?
You know I want to turn this time into gym time, why won’t you just let me gym!
And if anyone mentions the Scott Hartnell buyout… we’ll then I’m just going to loose it.
No Holograms will ever be our holograms
OK, Mott. But Remember, The Offer Is On The Table.
I can understand nine words in that book now
We eliminate it. We eliminate Billy Madison.
Harry passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day!!!
Will you merry me I love you
If you told me they had delicious wedding soup,..
Any more brain-busters?
Forget it.
I wish I had a tennis coach
That Livvy Dunne is one fine piece of ace
~ Who's coming back for more
Charlton Heston Sucks!
- I know you blackmailed Max. - Take it easy, Billy.
Z... Z...
Man am I glad I didn’t trade that guy
Congrats guys!!
- I have to go to the bathroom. - Probably about two minutes.
Peace! I'm Outta Here!
You got ''chlorophyll man'' up there talkin' about God knows what.
Kings fans gotta think, you've got a ticket. You've got a responsibility.
LADY HUMAN They don’t gots to know about it. It could be our Fritos.
I am the smartest man alive!
Berlin Rules
Now the cell's happy. But other molecules are saying ''We'd like some energy too.''
When all my meme stocks pump That's nice!
You get your ass out there and buy that fucking watch!
Are those Austrian or Taiwanese numbers? Does it matter?
julia gillard what did you think of toxic cheryl de coursey? (roars) oh what a bad influence she should be chopped up and ate in a salad! she's not worth her toxic gills!
Are you in loser denial?
Thank you, Uncle Mikey
..and the puppy was getting... bigger.
HEY KALI GOOD TO SEE YOU
Yahoo, Bobcat! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!
and over here we have contestant number 25... i've been doing it for years!
Stay here.
Lions Fans, I gotta feeling you’re whole season’s going down
Briana: don’t you say that..
. .
Don’t tell me my business devil woman
If ordering a Breadrocket is cool consider me Miles Davis
But you can imagine what it’d be like if I did , right? Huh?
You get your ass out there and you buy that fuckin' club!
Oh my God! I am the winner!
Justin I got a feeling your whole team going down
Oh she don’t gots to know about it. It could be our sports.
Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? YwH, they were wierd looking!
You know how badly I can beat you, right?
How were her jugs, dave? - Yeah, how were her jugs?
That Sassy Butt is one piece of ACE!
- What does that mean? - What does that mean?
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog
Snackpack You're the coolest
No, I will not make out with you!
You're Gonna Give The title To Novak? He Is A Bad, Bad Man!
Khan I've got a feeling your whole family is going down...
The mucus queen is yours.
Everyone in this text is now dumber for having listened to it.
Are... Are you going to play vids tonight Thats what I'm asking
You gotta cherish it.
If you know what I mean
Bring that note up to me.
I dare you to say joey Diaz sucks to Corey
I Tanya Tucker will vomit
Maybe later.
I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Dude look at me Shut the fuck..... Up
Don't you say that.
I don’t want to annoy Arc I want to annoy you
You get your ass back out there and you find those 22 stars!
Oh My God That’s Funny!
Beautiful table.
C-o...
Boyle, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
- R-o-c-k! - The C is silent.
Pfffft, Trump can’t even readdd...
Marblehead Highschool Hockey Rules
I can't believe I liked someone who could roll over and die.
..c-h?
Are you in loser denial or something?
Miss Lippy's car is green.
..a g... g... girl...
Hey carl have you ever herd of the word privacy
Ow! You're tearing my ear off!
This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl.
You could imagine if I didn’t, right?!
Wu blew it!
Thank you Daddy!
(boy ) Stop it.
Man I’m glad I drafted that guy
The deal's off. Eric's got the company.
Brian, don't you think the future of Madison Hotels...
- Billy is on the right track. - He's on track all right.
ATHENS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES
But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?
Frankel's Rule
who's filling in for sister sandrine? beryl ball.
Any More Brain-Busters?
The Hill be like MISS LIPPYS CAR...IS GREEN!
Maybe she feels she has to make an example of you.
Is he lying or are you lying?
Hey, Baby! You lookin’ hot tonight.
Where’s check? He’s at the property, Man.