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Will you merry me I love you
Misshaped Head
- Lordy. - Billy Madison.
Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.
Sorry doesn't put the chicken in my stomach does it Beans?
Frank’s
Lewis: Called UNC They've always been my favorite
He called the survey “a poll”
Kid can’t even read.
Oh, they can... and they will!
..our new friend Billy.
YouTube? More like JewTube! Right?
Ninos! So good to see you!
Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.
I disagree, it’s a very good chicken tender but Canes is the best tender ever.
Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.
That’s assault, brother
Move it or lose it. Get on the b...
69!
I don't know. Don't think about it
I'll cancel the whole damn TPBT right now.
Uh-huh.
Sloppy
No I will not make eye contact with you.
Oh, my God! I'll go to school.
How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.
Mike trying to give Tom relationship advice GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN TOM!!!!
Man, I’m glad I called Jeff Angarola
Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our hobo juice.
Big Brother’s shit....is green!
(Billy ) That's nice, buddy.
Look at all this milk
If shitting your pants is cool, consider me miles davis
Is that it, Trav? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
Don't run from me!
Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...
~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said
That Veronica Vaughn
But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like, Right? Huh?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
“Todd Bowles AFC East Coaching”
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!
I dare you to touch Her boobs
How 'bout you sideburns? you want some of these ethics?
All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.
Hey, Ernie, what's up?
Gee I can’t wait Until Sunday
Billy. What are you doing back?
Happy Birthday, sir! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!
You’re all gonna die! You
Ttt today junior Ttt today junior
YOU’RE THE COOLEST!
Motts gonna turn this damn bus around!
Jeez! What's up her butt?
-
Well, all right!
I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi.
it's poop again!
No beer will ever be... Our Beer
gee i can’t wait till i get married
You, me, Jack and Frank...
Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
Here I come!
Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?
Is anybody listening to me??
''Well, technically...''
But you can imagine what it’d Be like if you did, right?
sodidoedhge? what do you want? snowkwisjk? feed the snoksnokryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal snok snok! betrayal snok snok! sneoeiwkske snsoeirittzohyrrsiseehaheeisjdmdj! thank you sonskekekorthless sowmdjsnsjssonerz! you're welcome snoskejdk snowkeirjffjfusk!
Oh!
Stop scoring points against me!
Oh!
Willie is...a pot smoker
Those are E’s!
(snoring )
If getting tipped by Billy is being a "Maxi" then consider me Barry silbert
what is he talking about
It was that damn Strawberry festival
yes my blopple stones only weigh 150KG. at least you can carry them.
Penn State Football Rules!
Lady, you're scarin' us.
D-Backs beat first place Oh what a glorious day-hey
Mistake… dick pic
That’s Rouge-Tastic!!!!!
Are you in loser denial or something?
I disagree. It’s a very good movie but I think The Wedding Singer is his best movie ever.
Or somethin’ like that
Man, I’m glad I picked up that guy.
No!
Ultraviolet rays BAD Lotion GOOD
~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man
NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.
Yahoo Tom! Tom’s number one! Yahoo!
AaaRRRROOOOO
- Meg Ryan. - Go.
He's gonna shit When he realises it's shit
He’s good.
You want some of this milk?
it’s new xbox games with gold day!
I can understand 9 word in that
I’d love to... But for now, I gotta study
Yes, I will go back to VA
~ ABC
Pour Decisions? More like, Good Decisions!
Number one
Sounds like another shitty excuse for a protest huh? Huh? Heheh
Eric?!
~ Flowers, showers
You're so smart
back to pilot
yes sacieekeiideel oouddhoonstfatsjdkddkckcococococvoscroperette? what do you want? i want to gruincher the zendttooopoorts in singaeprrore.
It’s Bevo’s BD Day!
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!
~ We're here to help you, Billy
Jonah Baldwin, you were supposed to write down what you learned from the semester! Not what you thought about Blue's Clues!
It's new tswift music day
Oh!
No you didn't
Your sentence above was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard
Oh my god, old man Belichick hates shit!
So sorry to interrupt-your chance at cheating and winning Title # 4
Power BI Rules!
I can understand nine words in walt’s texts now
Reflections of Society in Literature.
to graduation day
to curl without heat divide a section into three wrap it around backcomb tong backbrush pinch the ends pull back apply a headscarf and voila curly crimp ringlets!
Veronica my love your my everything let's kiss
Oh Kahlel, I knew you had it in ya!
Well, Not Me Personally, But A Guy I Know built it
Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?
OK. A simple ''no'' would have sufficed...
I Think It's Time To Play Dodge Ball
O'doyle I've got a feeling Your whole family's goin' down
society
- OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?
When you
BUSINESS ETHICS ARE...UH...
To graduation day
Are you in loser denial or something?
I don't want to annoy another shortstop, Mr. Furlong. I want to annoy you.
(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.
Give ‘em hell, Kev!
A A
No milk will ever be our milk.
(Veronica ) Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?
Bone. B-O-N-E.
Reading is gooood
Eric!!! You're Gonna give the company to eric...
I’ll go put some beer in a bucket
I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up. And, worst of all, nobody believes me.
No no no no no no no!
Rapist? I ain’t no rapist.
He called the fags nerds
Call the zoo!
~ Yes, I will go back to school
Oh I can And I will
I don't want to look elsewhere, Miss Alyssa. I want to see you.
i made em extra robotic for ya!
Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?
Sundance SUCKS You know somethin'? you suck!
- Poor Billy. - I'm so depressed.
What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?
It’s Trichocereus Delivery Day !
~ The Billy Madison way
- What a weirdo! - (Juanita laughs )
..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to wear a blue hoodie
You could imagine if hadn’t had two beers, right?!
69 heheheh
Thank you.
CURTIS GOOD TO SEE YOU
However, if I see another tweet
Eafon you're the man!!
Back to work. Back to work. To prove to holly I’m not a dork.
~ Number two, number two
Alright, Boys night in!
Mikey, you’re scarin’ us
When You're Told You've Been Cut But The Doubles Are Still On
What can I say, I saved the day I guess
WELL NO BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT’D IT BE LIKE IF IT WAS, RIGHT? HUH?
The Washington armada
Eric?!
~ I'll run the gun for you and so much more
My Wife, the Tramp.
..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels...
Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?
Donald trump
You get your ass out there and Find that disc
No no no no no no no!
YES, you ain't cool unless you drink @ready_nutrition
WESTERVILLE SUCKS
You ain't cool unless you aquadeuce.
I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company.
Sara Cremen
Kid can’t even .
Is anybody listening to me??
...back to shift, back to shift...
I'll tell you who it was... It was that damned Sasquatch!!
Here are the trigonometry hand-outs.
Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.
(children giggle )
'67? 1469?
Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.
No, no, no, it isn’t
Me trying to get rid of my husband.
No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.
Lol
I have never seen jugs of Leo in my life
I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.
I'll tell you who It was that damn sasquatch
That Sara Cremen is one hot piece of ass..
You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me an AK-74
Shitting in a bush and The human response
So sorry to interrupt!
Sorry daddy
~ And achieve victory
But I can imagine what it would be like if I did, right?
I'll tell you who warped that board. That damn pith!
Everyone on this call.... is now dumber for having to listen to you.
Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away mister
Any more brain-busters?
Well, not me personally, but a guy I know…
I want to punch you