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I hate @Risk and I hate all of You!
Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
You only graduated because your teachers thought you were a raging psycho!
Yahoo, Bobcats! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!
First this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it.
Then Tom says
You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' onlyfans!
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.
Rangers? More like Gay-ngers! Right?
A simple “yes” would have done just fine.
DAOC is the best game of all time. I disagree, Its a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
No yelling on the bus!
You only graduated because your teachers didn't want to deal with you
That Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of ass!
Ya know, the thing about Bills preseasonAHHHHHHHH!
We're here to help you Bobcat!
The offer is on the table
(rings doorbell)
What is he talkin’ about?
Buenas tardes.
Daicos I got a feeling your whole family’s going down
× Judas Priest, JoAnn! One Of Those Flaming Bags Again!
Mr Madison.
Me to America
Everyone in this group chat is now dumber for having to read it.
I think Donkey Kong is the best app ever.
Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.
Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads.
Lewis: yeah, called UNC Always been my Favorite team
Meanwhile on the 2nd Street Bridge
boyle rules
That Sami Easterly Is one fine piece of ace!
- Two would include a buffalo. - Really?
Let's do it
Middleton, I got a feeling your whole family’s goin’ down
~ Number three, number three
Bath
Damn guy Drives like an animal
.
So sorry to interrupt swoogin
Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember.
Floramel, more like bore-a-Mel
With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree?
Did you see Wally's Balls Yeah, they were weird lookin
tonight i'll be eating 78 pork loin kale chop chip chair wraps children balloons egg skewers and 9 hamburgers from chicken treat karrakatta tonight i'll be eating 77 pharmacies a kale skewer 88 lotuses 89 lotus orange blossoms and a jam tart from dome india
I had an accident
Yeah, well, whatever. It's all my fault. I made a mistake.
He's good.
No, You Didn't
- Next week you'll be in ninth grade. - Yeah, high school.
It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home, but I...
I am the smartest trader alive
- Who's Eric? - He works for my dad too.
LADY AND THE TRAMP CALL THE ZOO
I KNOW HOW YOUS KIDS LIKE 'EM SLOPPY
What a mess.
Man, I'm glad I skipped Nashville.
Keep spelling mister
Hey! Keith! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
(blows raspberries )
Hey, look, everybody! Billy peed his pants!
When you talk about Ghetto D In your class room
You got a lighter in here?
I don’t want to annoy another person, Spenny. I want to annoy you.
Making Fun Of A Kid For Trying To Read. Are You Psycho? Do You Not Have A Soul?"
No, I'm serious. Let's do it. Let's do it on Friday.
- ..and straighten yourself out. - I don't believe that.
..and I did some things that I thought were funny at the time,...
- Are you OK? - Yeah.
You ain't cool unless You help out with CMR
- Ask her... - Shh!
Oh.
Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
(braying )
Trump, I’ve got a feeling your whole family’s going down
Please take your seats.
That question was not fair.
Rather have a Yoo-hoo
Billy likes to drink soda.
Have a nice weekend... you start school on monday
No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!
que muellener exonere a trump no importa nada olvide como oir
He gonna shit once he realize brad left at 12p
Got any more shift busters?
~ Oh, back to school
If rolling up your pant legs was cool... consider me Miles Davis.
GAPFINDER RULES!
Well, here goes nothin'.
[Gibberish]
maybe if you told me they were delicious Ho-Hos I could have enjoyed them with you
Kiss
But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like If it was, Right? Huh?"
What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there horse socks? Is anyone listening to me?
Old man khamenei hates shit Ok, Who gots da lighter?
you wait what? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Can we start the story now?
(howls )
You’re the coolest!
my shit…..is yellow!
It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home
I
All right. All right.
That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
I thought we were your main...
OK, so let's all open up our Reading is Fun books to page 69.
That is correct.
Hi!
(children ) Billy!
Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
Billy?
Its gonna be a boy!
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
OJ Simpson now, or 1974?
Get up, Joe!
He called the survey “poll”
I
(Juanita ) Billy!
Have some more Bevo Burpees
A I? More like GAY I
Peace I’m outta here!
Thank you, Jakey
Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent.
I’m just going to snap
That Stevie Judd is one piece of Wahine
He's headed right down the toilet.
We're gonna start today by reading a short story entitled ''My Sister Fanny''.
Turkish coffee sucks You know something? You suck
Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?
A day filled with daiquiris and Nintendos and jack-off magazines...
thats assault brotha
Just do it!
Business Ethics uh..... Tunis, help!!!!!!
he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit
Hey! That's very nice of you to pick up your little brother here at school.
OK. A simple ''wrong'' would have done just fine, but...
So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you?
He’s a soccer player, yes he is
Showbags car is green..
I disagree, it’s a very good jersey, But I think anything the Bills wear is better.
However, if there is any attempt..
Uga was the best team in the country in 2007.
Yeah, what?
Oh I can And I will
What's today? October...
- What's today? - October?
Talky talky talky No more talky
He is a baaaad baaaad commander
I choose Business Ethics.
Smoke? You want some smoke
Those Damn Goons
I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here.
Congrats Meggie On the new place!
I am the smartest man alive!
Is he lying or Are you lying?
This is great. When I turned 9 all my father did was tell me to get a job.
sorry, i can't hear you
If peeing your pants is cool, consider Gates Miles Davis.
Keep Your Mouth Shut For The Next 2 Weeks Or I'm Gonna Fail You. End Of Story."
That damn sasquatch.
he gets the team if i screw up. he's a douchebag
Good, great, grand, wonderful!
Back to work. Back to work. To prove to Holly I’m
cook, I got a feeling your whole familiy is going down
Tell Tammie I’m here doing the precious little CE
You know, the... the thing about ethics...
Uh...
Oh man! Bobcat, I just thought of the funniest thing
NO COFFEE WILL EVER BE OUR COFFEE
BEVO RULES!
Pfff, he can't even read
Meanwhile on the 2nd Street Bridge O'Doyle Rules
I’ll give you a grown up
Trump, I got a feeling Your whole family going down
No no no, he won’t
(speaks French very quickly )
OK. A simple ''yeah'' would have sufficed...
But you could imagine what it would’ve been like if I did, huh, right, right?
No she didn’t
I’ll go put some beer in a bucket…
I am the smartest man in the room
Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks...
Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company.
You ain't cool... UNLESS you pee your pants
Oh stuffed cheesy bread, so good . Don’t care if it gives me a bigger hiney. arooooo-oooh!
Billy gets it. Women do too Donald.
I drew the try line blue because I've never seen a blue try line before
- I had an accident. - An accident. What does that mean?
Gross Did you see that guy's balls?
Making fun of a kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
HEY! QSP! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
Who would put chicken wing bones inside peoples pockets? I'll tell you who it was. That damn mixed man
I'll be going to learn.
When Tyler got a Promotion
''This was no ordinary puppy.''
Stevelman, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
I hate Fantasy and I hate all of you
Uh Morgan, do you like anyone from class, more than a friend?
Please, Bobby! Please, no more gibberish.
Bullshit.
.
Wanna touch the cootie
The uh, transactional profiles........
Miss Lippy's car... is green
Me Homeschooling My Kids
Business Ethics are, uh...
Who will help me destroy Billy Madison?
Oh, I know. OK. Uh...
ARE YOU PSYCHO? DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?
I CHOOSE CODE OF ETHICS
..who was so happy that he gave Happy a kiss...
Adam Hadwin…good to see you. Dick!
~ I'll tumble for ya
Rivals breakfast fuckin sucks
It’s pizza again!
YOU BLEW IT !
The target bucks are as good as mine!
Cou… Cou……
Is he going to have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?!
One, two, five, seven.
Any more brain busters