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- Why are you dressed like that? - It's my job. I work at a children's hospital.
...and I would've thanked her for calling...
Sweetest thing Sex
Janairu 5, 1974
Thanks for the flowers. Nice touch.
- I'm not bah-jiggity. - You are so bah-jiggity.
Sweetest thing
está sin ropa
I've been trying to get us off that mailing list since 1982.
- But if it's the right woman... - I guess.
Put some clothes on. Now! Thank you.
- Everyone's great. - That's fine. That's fine.
All right. Okay .
- You know what I'm thinking of doing? - What's that?
Trying to squeeze every penny out of their miserable, cheating spouses.
What's your name, baby?
He dumped me.
- Yeah. - That's what I thought.
Be careful with those fat-free chips. They cause anal leakage.
Chuck E. Cheese’s is a natural and Nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid
Shit.
Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.
You didn't want to eat the cookies? What?
That is the sweetest thing.
Here it comes, baby. Feel the monkey. Work the monkey.
JACK JILL KATE CHRIS
- Thank you so much. - Where do you want it?
Oh, my cock.
- You cause anal leakage. - Says so on the bag.
What's going on, hot mama?
...I thought there was something, some feeling I had about us.
Hey, Jane.
Great dream.
And, eventually, if he's worthy, then one day...
Etiqueta a alguien mas cagon.
It's all right. He wasn't possible.
- I have a confession to make. - I have a confession to make. You're dead.
True Love: The Ten Commandments.
Bahahah
...of Judith Katherine Webb...
- Take little steps. - Bondage.
Marec 17, 2001
Peter?
You're too big Is too fit in here
Jane, what's up?
I'm going to pull it. Gently.
I just don't regret it. Regret is such a waste of time.
You’re too fat to fit in here
You look so cute.
- To the bride. - To the bride.
Alguien dijo memes?
Not that one. The next one. Commandment ten.
Janairu 3, 1974
You are good.
Okay, but if we do that, you know what will have to happen.
...without being vulnerable.
Don't throw out anything I might need.
Sweetest thing car scene
Yes, you can. It's really very easy.
Neil
Sometimes you just have to let these things go, right?
...I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms.
Shabnam in a nutshell:
I can't believe I'm fucking a purple elephant.
No spanky-wanky.
- Fine. No problem. - Good.
Which is an honourable estate...
- Where have you been? - I was upstalrs taking inventory.
I wanted to find you so that I could tell you...
And look at this. Everything he touches turns to sold.
Follow the yellow brick road?
Thanks.
Goddamn. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
you are a loser
You cause anal leakage...
Where is it coming from? Where? I can still smell it.
...to let us guys know when we are talking to a lesbian.
♪ It's oozy and it's green ♪
What's up with you?
♪ Your penis is a thrill ♪
- You'll laugh at this one. - What?
We're all guilty of it. You made yourself too available.
Prolonged impotence is very common after a breakup.
Christina! Has anyone seen my little Christina?
I think you can handle this one on your own.
- He hated me. I suck. - You don't suck. That guy was a dick.
Are you okay?
What? Get it on?
Aww fuck grandma Aww fuck grandma
BYE BYE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MALACHI ELENA KIYAN KARDO ROWAN BENJI
Did I mention that we have the Freddie Mercury Suite?
Cheater.
- Honey. - What?
Get out Ms.zaman! Everybody out!
Sweetest thing sex
You go get them, woman,
I'm a hig loser,
Marec 1, 2001