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- We don't have time for this. - Okay, let's go.
Pised?
Come by the party if you want to.
♪ You're too big to fit in here ♪
Jane?
You got a handsome dick!
A good defence is the best offence.
Elephant
They take your chimichanga and your pequito...
Shit.
Sure. Right here?
Unbelievable!
Thank you, Vera.
That's the strangest thing I've ever seen.
Purple elephants
Boundaries are the enemies of love.
Sweetest thing you like that
Honey will you just admit that you regret not going to this party.
- Really? - Really.
Apparently, one of the guys who was at the party flipped out...
Janairu 26, 1974
♪ Your penis packs a wallop Your penis brings a load ♪
So, what's up?
My God. It's like Siegfried & Roy or something.
So, we are going to be doing is just like this, guys, okay?
You're the guy that needs the last fling before your wedding.
There's my dirty girl!
I dropped the thingy to my lip gloss. Could you get it for me?
No.
Marec 4, 2001
You know, I am having the best time.
Have a great day. Thanks. Bye.
What's going on here?
- I've only got the skanky ones left. - Tell me about it, dude.
Sweetest thing
Put her down right here.
Christina Walters. Yep. I know her.
We're like two peas in a pod.
How you do what you do
All right maybe a little bit
Again? God, she's like a hose. Go help her, please.
- ♪ Your penis is a dream ♪ - ♪ The biggest one I've seen ♪
- Any stains? - No.
Where the hell did that guy... Jane?
Thank you.
...lightly.
At the end of the night, she just splits.
I don't know why I started talking to her in the sccond grade.
Neato. Thanks. Neat.
You're not going to go blind.
I'm stuck in a rut.
I thought that was sweet.
Sweetest Thing
Janairu 21, 1974
In the bathroom, we hate him, yet we call him by name.
...was out on the balcony, screaming at the top of his lungs:
...it's not like I can do anything about it now.
Damn it!
You, too.
Nothing, whats up with you?
Sweetest thing
I am fan-fucking-tastic.
I apologize for saying she was a lesbian.
I have a piercing.
When is the wedding?
Sweetest thing sex
No está bien. Eres un cerdo asqueroso y desagradable. ¿Lo entiendes?
That was weak.
To 50 years with the same woman.
You like that
Janairu 31, 1974
- A girl that you lick. - Really?
- We'll miss the wedding. - Judy Webb's wedding?
Sweetest thing sex
- I bet you miss Grandma. - Grandma.
When your child with autism hates leaving the house Because it means she can't stay naked.
Marec 19, 2001
Sweetest thing sex
You grabbed me right on the ass.
It was just one of those spontaneous things my girlfriend and I do.
I live here!
- I came here to apologize to you. - For what?
Marec 6, 2001
- Really? - Definitely. If you want to.
Do we have time for a movie montage? I think there’s always time for a movie montage
- I'm really sorry. - You slut!
These our the days of our lives Staring: Gracie and IREEEENNEE
Since you're going away, do you want to be on our malling list?
This is the hottest chick in this store and I caught her trying to escape.
Sorry I'm late. I don't want to talk about it. You ready? I'm starving.
What are you talking about, fear?