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when bro says sum bout my momma
Go back to sleep.
He hates me. Oh, God.
Yeah, sure.
It should have been you,
#dibs
I ran all the way home
Who wrote, milo the farter It says by mikey
What journeyman lineman wanna hear from their apprentices
But you flinched.
And that was for eating bleach under the sink.
Shit, I'm out. God damn it!
Why does Teddy want to dodge a train? Because he wants to prove to his friends that he's not scared of anything. He says he doesnt want to live anymore.
that's when Lardass' plan really started to work.
God, the tracks go way out of the way.
Go.
They trace those calls, stupid. I seen it on Highway Patrol and on Dragnet.
Me, Chris Chambers, kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
Let's get out of here! Come on!
I promise I won't say no more bad swears
No ace just you
- [baby crying]: Wah! - Parents: Wah, whoa!
What did you call me?
Fugit quitting fantasy
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life?
No, but this is.
You tried to kill yourself.
No, let's go again.
in the knowledge that Corporal Teddy Duchamp
Why can't you have friends like Tommy’s?
Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him.
When you don’t have a gambling, drinking, nicotine or masturbation addiction
-Oh, my God! -Leeches!
Vern, you were so scared
You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
Screw you guys, I got it.
Hey, Moe, I'm going blind.
Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog.
Maybe we should stand guard.
I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn't give a shit about you.
wind up pissing on his bones.
Well, I was under the porch digging, you know?
You know what that means.
Milo the farter Milo the farter
A penny.
Vern.
from KLAM in Portland?
Come on, what is it?
got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham?
Maybe we should just hitchhike.
Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass.
Not me. Gordie?
or you stay and we beat the shit out of you.
You son of a bitch!
-Dad, may I please have the potatoes? -Dorothy, don't talk to the boy about girls.
We'll all tell our folks we're tenting out in your back field.
Darius Darius!!
And do you think that that bitch would have dared tried something like that
The That's a goocher!
Why does Teddy want to dodge the train? He wants to dodge the train like he does with other vehicles.
My mood
And our celebrity contestant from KLAM in Portland,
Hey, Eyeball, you know that Brower kid?
He just doesn't know you.
-Gordo. -Hey, man.
Fritz the cat the nine live of Fritz the cat Mickey's a mouse doanld's a duck pluto's a dog fritz's a cat
-Stop it. -You like it, huh, Teddy?
-Stop calling me that. -What, "Pussy"? Pussy!
On cartoonito On cartoonito
See you later, girls.
Vern.
Done!
You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
As time went on we saw less and less of them until eventually they became just another face in the halls.
You look like your brother Denny.
Guys who dont Fish in the winter
-Is it loaded? -Hell, no. What do you think I am?
How about you?
And now you're giving it to me.
My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
You got it, pal.
I mean, if you tell your folks we're gonna tent out in my back field?
Hey Look, It's the Parker's House! Swing Batter Swing!
Your brother's not very polite, Eyeball.
I can't help it.
I'm not hitting my driver
That's a goocher!
Biggest on in 4 counties.
Shit, when are they gonna give up?
There's no way anybody could know that much about opera.