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are you soaking your tampons in Panera lemonade
You've got to convince Grizz to choose you.
I'm impressed, Tracy.
Um... "Friend from the neighborhood.
Uh, peacocks can live up to 40 years.
We really were the Sam and Diane of this place.
Let's not do this in front of everybody.
He is very special to me.
So nice to meet Paul.
So you know about Paul's act.
Yeah, I noticed that.
This is Argus.
His daughter, his lovely wife, his even lovelier mistress,
Love is patient.
He's become listless,
Frankly, I don't know what to do.
Of course.
And our friend, Argus, would strut
No one at all.
HOW IS YOUR THING WEIRDER THAN MINE
What did you say?
What if he rolls over on his back
Oh, come on.
No, Don owned Argus long before he bought N.B.C.
The welfare of this bird is your only concern.
What are you doing to Grizz?
Then why are you throwing a fit about it?
We can't do the Kardashian sketch.
They couldn't find cowboy hats big enough for my kids' heads,
God, how did he get up here so quick?
Crying like a baby.
We have got to step it up.
Look at me.
I am not letting that bird die.
Pete, there you are.
Pete!
That's it.
But I want to pick Dotcom...
This is crazy.
and he wants me to give the same speech