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- Vote for Pedro. - Vote for Pedro.
Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours?
glamour shots by deb are 75% off
Is Pedro here today?
that’s a good idea…
It took em like 3 hrs to finish the shading on your second chin
Your grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today, broke here coccyx.
Old geoffy is making fifty bucks!
Where to?
Idiot Symbol the Monkey! Idiot Symbol the Monkey!
Okay.
If I would’ve ran for a Catholic School I would’ve been State Champ, no doubt
Grab my arm The other arm
It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.
Looks like there’s a lot you don’t know about
I-I said the 12 pack, not the 24 pack.
When you throw you backpack on too fast...
Well, dig in.
Vote for Summer.
Your grandma took a spill little spill at the dunes, today. Broker her coccyx.
See, with me, it will be summer all year long.
Vota por Pedro
If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your hoes are acting up when you step to they face what they
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!^
when was the time i starred in the movie breaking free? when you had free charges with gangreenium spackman mallard.
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up.
to honor in sickness and health till death do you part?
BTC eat, eat the food
Sorry I'm late.
You're in the middle of the ocean...
- We met in a chat room -
eat. Eat the food.
jenny was totes scared on that hill
I don't think so. Why?
- Well, have you talked to the school nurse? - No, she doesn't know anything.
Get off of me, you "bodaggit."
oh what am i doing saying "i really do feel"? i feel like i'm in a fast food restraunt ordering items that no one wants to eat. i know it's really bad grammar. replace it with "i know i needed to feel like." that's a better way of the conversation.
PlayStation, like anyone can even remember that
Grab my arm. The other arm.
The Mandalorian Is The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me.
Sure. Come on.
Your mother has large talons
Man, I wish I could go back in time.
Yeah!
This tastes like the server got into an onion patch.
She braided my hair one time...
and tell 'em to hand 'em out to her friends or whoever?
Kill...
After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself...
You may kiss the bride.
You know you're gonna go to that dance with that boy.
I'm gonna go home and lay down.
How much you want to make a bet I can Throw an election over them mountains?
It's pretty cool, I guess.
What's a liger?
Well, is anyone else here?
Party asking for monster descriptions
Sure.
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH(
I like her bangs.
Six dollars.
No.
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
Reminds me of you..:)
Took me, like, three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
how does the "dealio" sound to you?
Napoleon, this is Pedro.
You know, you're right. That's a good one.
All right. See you tomorrow, Pedro.
AT THE MOMENT NOTHING COMES TO MIND
- What kind of bike do you have? - It's a Sledgehammer.
You're just gonna have to mix and match.
to be your lawful wedded husband...
Woman You can leave
Tina you fat lard
I already get my hair cut at the cuttin' corrall
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How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains
I can’t have a sandwich because bread’s not vegan”.
If coach would have just let me play a single game.
Me after going to the grocery store in Guyana
Tina, eat. Eat the food.
I need a volunteer
You'll Find
It's pretty sweet I guess
I *waaaugh*nt that.
Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like...
Forget about it. Last off...
Please, keep going. Dead on. Dead on.
It's probably the best drawing I've ever done
And a fella give me some years ago.
You got, like, 34000 feet of air that time
I'm goin'to Adams Park. They got some money in Adams Park.
I caught you a delicious bass. It is in the upstairs fridge.
Well, I could've told you that.
Well, I dumped her.
do you take Lafawnduh Lucas to be your lawful wedded wife...
So, that guy in Florida give you your money back yet?
Oh.