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Russia only wants prisoners who have great skills!
YEAH, IF HAL AND KEVIN WOULD'VE PUT ME ON ADAS
Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face...
You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
8 Pets gets caught watching PornHub!!! You motherfucker!
what would happen if i was a metal tek gorilla? oh god i wouldn't get enough excuse to fit.
So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho
have a nice day
I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. It’s hanging in my bedroom
You already are
Really? That sounds pretty good.
You win... Your freeze ray got me
I’m embarrassed
El Santo Nino de Atocha is a good one. My aunt Concha has seen him.
I'm just flying by, oh, so high...
Erica
I want that
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
You know what homo, you can leave ..
H
When you leave home without your chapstick
Idiot!
Got skills?
- How's it goin'? - Good.
Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner.
Yeah, he’s a tender little guy...
YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days.
- Yes, I love technology -
with all the knowledge you have now? Tsk.
So, you and Tammy still together?
- You takin' my client's daughter? - Yes.
Okay, you'll do. Come up here.
Teagan took a little spill at the bathroom today Broke her coccyx
Now, make a fist...
Is there some kind Of vest that I can wear?
We need, like, some name tags...
Happy birthday may all your wildest dreams come true
There's just so many options.
If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want.
We should do it there. Don't go down here, 'cause they don't have any money.
You see that girl over there?
Cant find my checkbook hope you dont mind i pay you in dick
Yo Beyoncé and JayZ would you like me to wrap you in something billowy?
- No, go find your own. - Come on. Give me some of your Tots.
- But not as much as you, you see...
to blow Nessie out of the water.
I'll be back on Monday
I wish i could make one
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH*
Bernie’s campaign manager
- But I still love technology -
PPT MEEtings... Break the wrist, walk away.
Hey, Summer, you want to play me?
That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior.
Smashing in the face of a piÒata that resembles Summer Wheatly...
Like, what are my skills?
Tina! Come get some ham!
:-)
Who are you?
Ask your Boyfriend?
- Bueno. - Hello?
Your Mom took a little spill at book club last night, broke her coccyx
Well done.
Figures out time spent on website That's like, a Dollar an hour
when coach is demonstrating a position and says "try to move" can't do it
.
but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot.
Party asking for monster descriptions Party asking for monster descriptions
You’re mom owns bitcoin.
Easy. I’ve already looked into it for myself.
Just biked 35km
Well, I'll be back in a minute.
Except for one little problem, that little guy right there
- Why do you love me -
But I didn't...
nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills...
It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.
I think it's... They have the heater on or something.
Tootalicious???
Get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.
A good dairy cow should have, like, four.
Strength of a grizzly...reflexes of a puma... wisdom of a man
Burrows gets me two points, I’d be 1-0, no doubt.
I'm just gettin' really... just kinda T.O.'d...
Jdud
This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
that’s like $8 a poster
I mean, we gotta look legit, man.
How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey, you know...
Your mom identifies as a RB
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH$
We still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, ABOLISHMENT of the Pentagon?
Dollar a hour
By noon I need them 8,000 hens moved into their new cages.
Tina eat some ham Eat eat eat. Fatty Tina eat some ham Eat eat eat. Fatty
Or, like, Secret Service captain or... whatever.
No, he's not here right now.
glamour shots by Deb are 75% off.
Break the wrist, walk away.
Hey, is that a new kid or something?
GBOM
Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.
but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.