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Don't you understand
It's gonna make everything so much better.
when I thought I had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple.
The only change is that we said ''I love you'' to each other.
Or not.
Then I called, but there was no answer,
That poor shrink.
''Oh, Daddy! Daddy, I've been bad.''
I don't think so.
Hey, sweetie?
For some of us, it seems too far out of reach.
You didn't forget. You kept looking at your watch. I saw you.
You took away the fear.
So when I saw you this morning and I said ''How's your penis?''
to ''all I have for breakfast is yoghurt and I'm out of bowls,
Sure, Bob, but you have to raise your hand like all the other children.
Talk to me
but I think it's because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous.
Dr Simotas, stop smiling.
- Xanthochromia? - Wrong!
Waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker,
no matter how long we tried,
I'm sick of the grill 'em and drill 'em.
Tonight. Dinner. Hyde's.
You kids ask me the questions, and I'll just give you the answers.
My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a fear of intimacy,