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If I could call your attention to the Subsidy Appropriations...
Hey, Lisa. Racing from Belmont? Horsies!
It's my form of nonviolent protest.
All right, children. Now, I don't want you to get frightened, but it's my responsibility to teach you this.
It's funny because it's true!
Well, it was either cable or the mechanical bull.
But remember the 5th commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother."
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball. Joe Franklin!
If a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that's stealing?
Settle down, fella.
Hell, yes!
...and honed his skills while serving time for assault...
I can't afford it. When I can afford to pay for it, I will.
Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
-Hi. I brought you a mug. -Thank you.