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Well, it's all about reading people.
which is like a lot of our readers.
Greg wore diapers
- Oh, Tony! - What?
Oh, well, Benny-Wenny said wonderful things about you, too.
Yeah, you know what? Big deal.
All right, guys. Let's try to get through one hand.
All right. Check that out.
Little soap and water will take that off.
Nos lo habéis pedido mucho
Well, go ahead, 'cause I'm not going.
what does wine taste like when you drink it? pornography.
Oh, sweetie.
Well, her south pole's definitely prevailing.
Game two. Welcome to the front row, madame.
Sweetie, I wouldn't have gone either.
Yeah. Well, he thinks our children will be very attractive.
- Okay, so that's gonna... - Michelle.
- Thank you so much. - You're so very welcome.
LADIES, FROST YOURSELF.
And this is our first child, Benny Jr.
Get up. I'm not gonna let you lose your job on top of everything else.
It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
Defense!
Nine and a seven! Go for the straight!
That is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.
Until then, you can write about whatever I want.
I'm going to the game with somebody else.
Yes, ma'am, I can.
Bullshit?
Blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.
The trick is to get rid of all the cards in your hand, all right?
- Oh, absolutely. - No, no. Guys, stop.
Hey, lady, what do you wanna do?
- or no, you want ice? - No. No, no ice. Coke, no ice.
Anyway, I know why he dumped me.
the fastest-growing women's magazine in the country.
- Look at that. - Bennykins, I'm home.
Hey, buddy. Game three tonight. Blondie's. Don't be late. I will kill you.
- Thank you for this opportunity, Lana. - Okay.
Yes?
or Krull, the Warrior King, but not Princess Sophia.
Not anymore.
- Nine up... - Blow.
Ladies at The 9 Frost Yourselves
Come on, baby, drive in the net!
It's like, when I talked to his mother, he freaked out.
"Well, Congratulations Little plaid family "
Guys, a woman's purse, all right, it's her secret source of power.
Would you please give her a warm round of applause! Thank you!
- What about you? - What about me?
You're hurting Krull's feelings.
I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
Bullshit.
- Of course! - What?
- I like this girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep it down.
Okay, I'm sorry.
- We could... - I remember where you live.
Well, we're gonna teach you. It's very simple.
- A female Andie. - I-E.
Ladies, Frost Yourself with Lash Boost
Andie is kicking Ben's ass in Bullshit.
Benny, I'm thirsty.
Warren wants to move on it aggressively.
Bullshit!
Okay.
- Please show me. - We don't have children!
I don't really know how to play.
Hi.
- How you doing, Unc? - Not bad.
More horseshit.
He's so vain
Meaning, if I represent them, I basically represent the entire industry.
Good. We're good.
Now, all she has to do is run along and find the lucky guy.
How to kill Stephanie in ten seconds.....
- He can't help it. - So does this mean he's hooked?
Tell him to enjoy his short-lived, ill-gotten victory.
and Tone the Bone, here, owes me 20 bucks?
He farts like a howitzer, but he's family, so what are you gonna do?
Yeah.
- It's a baby fern. - Really?
Keep 'um' peeled Charmed
- Huh? - Yeah.
Did you hear that tone?
Michelle, what have you got?
Friday meeting fellowship report
Before we get started, how are you planning on paying for the session?
- Poker night. Boys' night out. - Mike used to have a boys' night.
but these girls sell luxury better than anyone else in the business.
We don't have children.
Time out!
Yeah, you can answer some questions for me, actually.
- Yeah? - I did something kind of wacky.
Mornings at work...
DeLauer Diamonds is looking for a new ad agency.
You're gonna do great.
What's wrong?
Use your imagination. The sky is the limit.
I wanna write about things that matter, like politics
- Make it quick. - I will.
“You’re so self-aware” Thanks- it’s ruining my life
Our love fern!
You bet I am.
Casting spells like Ooooh! Smart guy’s a rhymer!!
I miss you, Benny Boo-Boo Boo-Boo-Boo
No, no.
Oh, no, no, no! Man, come on!
- I'm the bait, Michelle. - Oh.
Oh, man.
Fur Mihaela
Oh, no, no.
- Okay, but... - Look, Andie. Okay.
which you don't.
Read it.
will not weary you in the wrong way, Mrs. DeLauer.