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I better get going.
- We love the way she looks. - Oh, you're so right. She looks great.
All right, you drove me half insane for a goddamn magazine article.
Wow! Look at all this stuff.
And I'm still deciding.
- That was hurtful. - Okay. Ben, are you ashamed of Andie?
Ladies, frost yourself.
Sprewell for the win. Yes!
- Yeah, it's too bad. - One second.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I ask you all kindly to be seated.
You had your hat pulled down real strategically over one eye
planned for you and me, right there, in front of the TV,
Well, you are welcome. Listen, I had a wonderful time last night.
- Hey, Mom, Pop, we're here. - Yeah, bullshit!
Oh, Ben, are you okay?
He says he's a hell of a guy.
Oh, no. It's more than okay.
- Good luck. - Thank you, Phil.
- Poor baby. - Let's just roll with this.
My Buddy Boy Benny - I want to meet you soon! ❤️❤️❤️
- I do not have a problem. - You have a problem.
Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?
Okay, Uncle Arnold, now, dare I say it or not? I'm gonna just say it.
you gotta name it something hyper-masculine, okay?
No, you should try it on, otherwise you don't know if it's gonna fit.
- I say bullshit. - What did she say? I didn't quite hear.
to secure a next-day call back.
They're not as good as seats as you got us,
faye we told you not to marry ton! (ing! i'm divorcing you now toxic cheryl de coursey! you're too late nothought of that before! no i'm sorry i married toxic cheryl de coursey! (ejector button presses) boing! boing! i'll do anything to be divorcey! boing! you're too late now faye!
All right? Show me, show me, show me, show me.
well i'm staying single. good on ya! at least you can be dated. and you're so lucky you didn't open the consequences of not staying single door.
Buck around the horn. Buck around the horn.
Bullshit!
thanks for ruining our fun
Oh, look what time it is, huh?
You can't watch Meg Ryan for two hours and not be thinking about another girl.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Here's my 10:00. Welcome. - Hi.
- They do it every week. - Before he met you.
Oh, you are such a hussy. You can't hide those lying eyes.
- What do you got there? - Oh, nice.
You are, aren't you? The first night. I can't believe you.
It's a Chinese Crested, of course.
- Oh, my God. - Disgusting. I can barely eat over here.
Lori has no business mucking around in my personal life, and I can't let her.
- Why this place? - Because it's perfect.
Well, yes! Give another hand for... Marvin Hamlisch is in the house!
and then drive him away,
What about religion, poverty, economics?
Work your arm, baby.
Michele.Ana.Patty. Dee
But, most impressively, he is one hell of a singer,
2 piña colada’s And you’ll be whistling a different tune
- But the question remains. - Does she or doesn't she?
Those are cute, and I saw the new comforter.
All right. I'm sorry, though.
We can introduce it at the party.
Pelvic Pts talking about birth and postpartum...
When your son says he’s all caught up in school
Lana!
Hello, Ben.
That's my dad when he was an ensign in the Navy.
I have another surprise for you.
- Yeah. Love, no bet. - I understand.
and over here we have contestant number 3... kill negative people and you won't go to jail for murder!
My boyfriend will come back there And pummel your ass
- Cheers. - Cheers.
. . .
Have a nice day, ladies.
We were thinking bold, new, fresh.
- I love sharing this with you. - Yeah.
Foul on number 20, Allan Houston.
Well, I've been working on something that's, kind of, different.
You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.
- Thanks, we will. - Nice meeting you.
Okay, that's good. That's it. You're scaring me.
'Cause he is a very talented advertising executive
- Warren told us so... - Yeah.
Look, Thayer up there, he's got this doctor.
Thank you, Lana.
Andie Anderson. Benjamin Barry.
Ladies, Mask Yourself. Mask yourself.
Lady, shut up.
You calling my bluff?
What's the coup de grâce? Heavyweight.
How I feel... Take some samples!
- It'll buy you at least four days. - It's true. She hates him.
Yeah, I called her to get some baby pictures of you for our book.
Andie Anderson.
But then, he started getting really busy, and I didn't know where he was,
LADIES, FROST YOURSELF.
- I'll do it. - What?
She's a very clever minx.
Oh, great.
No, I mean, look, it's not something I'm proud of.
Nobody screw with me!
Three up for company, ante a dollar, please.
Oh, no.
We have to put our best foot forward on this pitch.
- Excuse me. Show her upstairs, okay? - Oh, yeah.
Bob/Ken
Sweetheart.
So what's the average Composure reader like?
Hi. Hi.
Upbeat!
Look, you took me to a goddamn Celine Dion concert
Yeah, yeah, she is. Just a second. It's for you.
- That's cocky, Ben. - No, not cocky. Confident.
There you go.
When you turn it into a must-read,
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I'm sitting here thinking about how damn beautiful you are.
- It is? - How about it, Andie?
- I like that. - Yes.
Take care of our love fern, honey.
- No, I'm not mad. - You're not mad?
that we, the male species, should know nothing about.
And that's why I can sell myself to any woman, anywhere, anytime.
It was underrated.
If only you knew what I just dealt with.
- Two eights. - Bullshit.
Dinner is served.
Oh, I'm so excited! Okay, I'll call you later.
to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships.