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- What? - This is going to hurt.
No, I'm working on this new sexting app.
That's my biggest weakness! I can't make bird noises.
- No. - So, what about when you have sex?
Oh, hello Eddie.... ARE YOU QUITE WELL?????
- Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie. - (LAUGHS)
- What! - Oh, my God!
- That was an accident! - Don't move!
Sometimes I ate 'em, sometimes I didn't.
No, I'm The Black Badger.
and I don't know if the person on the other end
Hey, if I wanted to get one of those ice teas
- Hey. - Girl, you scared me.
(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah.
(WHISPERS) Me and you. Stay with me. I'm your wife.
No. Shit!
You give me a second. Okay? Don't fire back like that.
Hey, uh, Maggie.
and I will become Maggie.
president of the drama club
and I am the real Black Badger.
- Two of them. - Wow.
the bank transaction numbers to the winning bid.
because that makes me look guilty.
Don't move!
- I got a lot going on. - Okay, okay. I get it. You're hungover.
Distraction.
- Your necktie, take it off. - No,
- It's okay. - Hey, we got a problem here?
Fuck you Keith FUCK you Sheldon
(EXPLOSION)
Best line Ever!!!
Evans You the Man!!
I hate to break it to you,
it kinda looks like it's a bunch of off-shore escrow accounts.
- Bob, they are shooting at us! - It's okay, it's bulletproof.
Hello, Calvin.
I am...
There's four of us, tough guy.
All right, guys. We're seniors now.
- Trick you? - You tricked- Hey, boy!
And we don't listen to what anyone tells us, right?
So Let Me Exclude Myself.
I wore prescription pants every day.
Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school
I still get emails about it.
so he just started bopping his head, and he stood there?
Speaking of which, you guys are going to the reunion tonight, right?
and I need you to get us the hell out of here right now. Do you hear me?
You're funny. Do you ever, like, Snapchat?
Yes.
Do you know what happens when people split up, Bob?
- Hey, get the keycard! Let's roll. - All right, all right.
Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately?
Maggie is definitely safer without you.
Why don't you just get out of the way, Trevor?
And you, too, Calvin!
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover at Calvin Joyner's house right now.
Sorry, you were saying something boring.
After this- Yeah, okay!
It was the best senior prank ever.
You're early.
Oh, I got spinny.
I'm really sorry about your hand. I hope you know that wasn't personal.
(SCREAMS)
And I work through it in individual therapy as well as group,
tonight's vote for the reunion homecoming king and queen!
If he's in the wind again, it's gonna be your ass. Go now.
- Yeah. - Then my life
but he changed his name to Bob Stone
Who is?
(HISSING)
about what Trevor and those guys did to you back then.
Look, if you went down in that garage and you got shot to death,
- He's in the stairwell, two flights down! - Move, move!
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!
How are transaction numbers gonna help us find out where the bad guys are?
Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.
That way, we can get The Black Badger.
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They're all bugged.
Two words.
Wow! She looks great!
No, not at all.
What is this? Like a strippergram thing to suck up to Ethan?
This is the dress that I'm thinking about wearing.
Guys, this isn't a good idea. You know what?
There's a lot of things that you don't know about me, Maggie.
Are you quite well?
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
- he wanted things, you know? - DR. DAN: Hmm.
When they say doing 1000 crunches will give you a six-pack... And your belly fat's like…
BOB: Okay.
Now, I know things got a little rough there at the end.
- It's not real. - What does that mean? What does that mean?
I have not been naked since that day.
DIRECTOR: Cut! The fire department's here.
Whoo-whoo!
No, stop. You're not a super tool.
Stop it! Enough!
Okay.
And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.
I'm sorry, man.
No!
All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.
Wait, hold up, wait. What're you doing? Oh, my God!
- Oh, hey, cool. - Yeah.
It is. It absolutely is.
Right now, I'm not comfortable.
- Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht? - Yeah!
Yeah, that's what it is.
Or we watch the movie Barbershop. One or the other.
- Okay. - All right.
(ALL GASPING)
You're such a blast from the past, buddy.
I am really, really 100% out!
(CLEARS THROAT)
All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait.
Shit.
Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened.
(LAUGHS) Homeland? No, I'm ordering us an Uber.
One more. Come on.
Where? Where you trying to go?
You look like Hercules or somebody.
down here became a disappointment.
So, it's kinda like a forensic international account thingy
Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?
this is a perfect time for us to clear this up
(TAPS GLASS)
Wow. You really mean that?
(GROANS)
Here, buddy. Come on.
Okay, and send.
I wasn't gonna bring it up, but I might as well.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
I mean, we're pathfinders and trailblazers.
Who would've thunk it? Not me.
What's this?
(RINGING CONTINUES)
Fat Robbie made good.
Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet.
Golden Jet!
I really gotta pee, Jet.
(groans)
- Shit! Oh! - (ENGINE REVS)
inflatable gorilla out in front of it.
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest and I don't have a gun!
That I, for one, will push myself
So don't put me and him...
Spoiler alert...
but you know what I'm trying to do.
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)
Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.
one.
If 18-year-old me could see me now,
my partner Phil and I tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev.
Mmm.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Where did you-
press this button.
You were the best thing about high school.
That's crazy talk, man.
I haven't ridden a bike in years!
Oh, shit!
Can I say something first?
MAN 1: For real man, seriously?
Yeah.
who at the time was weaker, you know? So...
Go ahead. There you go.
This is like the Guinness Book of Golden Jet Records right there.
He sent me a friend request.
Okay!
Me and my wife are leaving. Let's go.
Save it, Jet.
(CAWS)
Shoot him! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!
Um... 6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?
- Didn't she have a lazy eye or something? - Two of 'em.
(PANTING)
- Drop your weapon! - Do it now!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I mean, like, anything at all.
Demi I'll see you on the other side.
I told Harris where we are.
You betrayed your partner, Phil.
- He hit you! - Okay.
To be honest with you, I don't even recognize this guy anymore.
Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.