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I'm not gonna stop until you do The Golden Jet flip!
I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no.
Which one is it?
I took all that stuff and I balled it up real tight
So I feel like me being in the middle of this throws me in it.
Being the hero of your own story
How did you do that?
and, after he peaked, his life went like this...
and we are going to go through this therapeutic process...
Still a scared little bitch. (GROANS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SIGHS) Youngest senior associate in the history of the firm.
Is this what a guilty man would do?
(PANTING)
Calvin, here, thought you were The Black Badger.
See someone, like a therapist.
Leather pack for The Jet.
I got a plan.
Okay, Bob, you know, I'm sick of playing games with you.
(LAUGHING)
Golden Jet.
That's classic Mags right there.
Shingles doesn’t care
But first, without further ado...
Hey, you don't see the sweatshirt right here?
Hey. Here, here, man.
Wassup?
Okay, that's cool. Like, what, buildings and stuff?
'Cause dudes like me and you, I mean, we're alpha dogs, right?
Nice face LOL
你刚才说了什么?
How could you hit your wife?
Wow. Sorry, man.
My life would be something special.
(CALVIN YELLS)
I don't mind at all, if you wanna-
Okay. What's the surprise?
Jet!
I had to. I didn't have a choice.
That's the sound I'm making.
I think the Lord put you here because
Actually, honey,
Let's go.
Bob, I don't know what it is that you're into
Nice!
Um, this is PornHub.
ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet! Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
I was, like, What? How's he do that?
Okay, good. I love you.
so I'll spare you the dramatics.
We're going down, Jet! There's nothing I can do!
I don't know what happened in there,
CALVIN: He doesn't.
Let me go! I'm trying to give it to you!
I would have shot it, uploaded it,
(GRUNTING)
I'll see you on the other side.
I'LL NEVER BE LIKE MOLLY RINGWALD....
Yeah. Must be getting ready for the reunion tomorrow night.
(SIGHS)
That's good. Save it, save it, save it.
Yeah, you did. She just called me the bait.
Yeah, man, right after college.
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, I didn't see that coming.
oh hello
So are you.
I just Farted...
There we go, Jet!
It can leave people with a lifetime of pain.
(STAMMERS)
It's okay. Good to see you.
Oh, so you went out drinking with your non-friend?
Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger.
你刚才说了什么? What the heck did you just say?
- Okay, all right, stop. That's enough. - Please, please, please.
Man! You are the man! Yes!
Okay, all right. I'll stay in. I'll stay in.
Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.
I'm not going.
I don't know what the hell you expect-
My little black ass is gonna stay behind you, you're not leaving me!
Anthony the hooker Your just sexy as dick right now
(STRAINING) Golden Jet, help.
What's that?
It's time for you to get out of here, pal.
- Hey, Phil. - Yeah.
Um, before we go, man, uh...
Come on.
First of all, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?
Oh, my God! I hope he's Catholic.
Look, honey, I think that we should see someone.
- No, we're not gonna go anywhere. - Listen to your pussy friend.
Congratulations.
- It's okay. No, it's okay. - No, really, I stole your thunder.
Larry.
All right, here's the dilly-o, Jet.
She told me everything, man.
So now you're gonna be the second partner of Bob's to die.
What're you doing? Come on, man!
MAGGIE: Please, just do it for me, if not for you.
- Can you do both? - Yeah.
The new homecoming king
But, instead of filters,
We already know it's going down tonight
what would happen if i was a bouihumpier? well i'd back you with bowuoppstrers.
You needed this one.
The extraction tools?
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Just pick up any phone in your house.
in a little catch-and-release scenario.
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)
I'm a government contractor.
That's what I do.
(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
Hi, Colin. Nice to meet you.
They must have just waxed these floors.
We go to barbershops.
Oh, God, man. The Doogie Howser girl.
Shingles can’t be prevented
Don't worry, it'll be over quick.
he started calling The Black Badger.
What?
You know what? We're leaving! Let's go!
you've never been seen in your birthday suit?
Uh, hi!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Um...
I got to go. Just give me a second, man!
Oh, God! I screwed up. I screwed up big time.
You don't have to sound like a pigeon.
And if he leaves, you lose.
Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?
- I will not! - You're gonna need it.
I don't know what path life is gonna take me on.
There you go.
Okay. How about we change the topic to something a little more fun?
Relax, I would've taken the same deal, too, if I was in your shoes.
There's only one way for you to get out.
Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?
we should be standing right on top of it.
And we would've had a really cool moment,
No, I don't think so.
the most important thing that you can be
And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?
We got a john here.
Hey, man, I just wanna say that I'm really sorry
It sucked then, it sucks now.
And Jimmy Longballs called me. He's going to be hanging.
- (SHOUTS) Get down, Jet! - (CALVIN SCREAMS)
We surveil it.
Hey, man. I-
Gotta love strippers. So dirty.
I'm not in! I'm out!