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Demi:- See you on the other side. Dora :-Yup, See you on the other side.
- No, no, no. Sorry. - No, don't give up!
Yeah, wassup?
When we were in the plane, you said, Hey, Harris is the Black...
Where the hell have you been? Why did you get out of a helicopter?
Is that clear?
Oh, yeah, I'm big-time into 'corns.
Oh yeah, I’m big time into ‘corns
(SOFTLY) Wow.
I ruined-
Hmm. What?
He wants me to clear my conscience
might help motivate you to clarify some of your goals in life.
(STOMACH GROWLING)
at every stage, at every step.
(GRUNTING)
You look amazing!
- Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. - (LINE RINGS)
I'mma slap the dogshit out of you.
I'm Robbie Wheirdicht, super tool.
for conspiracy to commit treason.
I'm the good guy. You wanna get behind me.
What's that?
And, after that, Bob went rogue.
I gotta tell you folks, after 40 years as an educator,
Great job at getting them out of here, Jet.
Hey, Bob!
- Golden Jet. - Golden Jet.
have you ever placed anything inside of Calvin's anus?
Watch your mouth, I'll slap the shit out of you.
I hacked into the votes on the flight in.
'Cause here's why.
Oh, God. Oh, sh-
he is my favorite student.
...be like...
Get the extraction tools.
'cause I didn't want that weight going to my hips.
You did this to yourself.
I don't like splitting my fees.
It's an underground parking garage.
You know what, Calvin?
a few years ago...
You're like Taylor Swift and whoever she's dating right now.
We did all that, we stopped them,
until we arrive.
Come on, man. Let's get out of here.
- Oh, these? - Let's just go. It's okay.
I don't want to end up like my parents.
You know what? You take them.
I'm in the CIA.
Yes or no?
- You are not my wife. - (BOTH EXCLAIMING)
- Water. - Ocean.
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
See? Good as new.
- Okay? - Okay, yeah.
- All right, Darla. - Okay.
to see.
Bob!
I'll see you on the other side.
Target's on the move.
Don't shoot!
And now,
- I promise you'll never... - (BOTH LAUGHING)
But the truth is, with all the heat that you have coming down on you,
I know you're like,
What are you talking about? Late for what?
the decisions that we make after that are all up to us.
I wish he were my son
Why are you all cranky-pants this morning, huh?
You got the top-secret satellite codes?
I didn't trick you, you offered to help me.
Where are the satellite encryption codes?
Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.
He's everybody's favorite all-around guy...
Here, Jet! Get him!
The next time you're with Bob,
Right? I just want to make sure everything was hunky-dory.
No, you haven't changed since high school, dude!
- He hit me! - Okay.
- Here I go. - Go for it.
Hmm. What is it then?
So, yeah, I guess you could say something is going on.
- Is that Darla McGuckian? - Yeah.
Jenny!
Hey, I need a plane.
He never came back to school after that, right?
Plus you know what they're going to do?
Here we go, Jet.
Aah...
The second largest penis hunt in the state history.
I'll just meet you later. I shouldn't have come.
Oh, my God, yeah!
- Give me the gun! - Stop it!
Fanny!
And, trust me, when this whole thing is said and done
(CHUCKLES)
Fuck Patrick Swayze!
So magical, right?
That's where we talk out our problems.
I got two at home. I'll hook you up.
That must happen to you all the time, right?
Stare into my soul and I'll stare into yours.
Yeah, sort of.
- You hit your wife! - No-
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCOFFS) Nice throw, bitch.
(LAUGHTER)
Harris is The Black Badger!
Oh!
(Wailing)
(GASPING)
Are you there?
So, Central High, Class of 1966,
- Yeah! - (SCATTERED CLAPPING)
I thought that my life was a failure.
Are you getting hot? Because I'm getting hot.
Told him myself. It was a mess.
I'm sorry, Maggie! (CONTINUES CRYING)
(BOB BREATHING HEAVILY)
I can't. I already made plans for tonight, baby.
Really? Strange.
- You're like a snack-size Denzel. - Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
(ALARM RINGS)
What are you- In or out of what?
I didn't even ask you, man. What do you do for work?
I keep it pitch-black, just like Vin Diesel.
Now, I accepted because it was Facebook.
When they say doing 1000 crunches will give you a six-pack... And your belly fat's like, 'Nice try, but not how it works.
(CHANTING) Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!
You know what's funny? Harris told me.
AGENT STAN: (INTO COMM) Target's fled.
Calvin The Golden Jet Joyner! Come on!
Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- You remember? Game of Thrones finale. - What are you talking about?
(EXCLAIMS) Hey! Hey!
I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's. See you soon.
Where's the real Dr. Dan?
Oh, my God!
I'm not gonna take off my jacket
- Love you. - I love you.
Oh!
Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man.
Twenty years ago, in this gym,
Get in.
You attacked somebody with a banana.
Okay.
my life has been completely different. Okay?
- One shot. - Shots!
Sex
Which car are we taking?
You forgive me! Oh, boy! For what?
Check it out. The universe provides.
Look how comfortable I am.
Oh, shit.
which might be never.
I am made of questions right now.
it just makes your junk look huge.
you know how hurt I would be?
is I forgive you.
You better get your tuches in the car.
Let's go.
I mean, just looking at it first-hand,
ALL: Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!
I'll see you on the other side.
Yeah, well, I need a second.
Okay, first of all, you...
I am made of questions right now.
Okay, thank you.
No, there's some sort of bomb in here.
- Hi, Brian. - Hi, Gail.
it took a long time to find.
a series of domestic dummy accounts for some reason.
Two of wm