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(SNORING)
(SIGHS)
No windows, no parking and a man died here.
- I heard he burned down his old school. - I heard he killed a groundskeeper.
Lego spaceship, poorly assembled.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
Lisa, I re-graded your paper from the other day
BIG TONY: You wanted a powwow, Chief?
- Could you? - First, riddle me this.
Take this as a warning, kids. Bart Simpson is the ultimate bad boy.
You have a show?
I can't afford this place. It's way too fancy. Sometimes there's not a train going by.
At my old school, I got so many A's, the teachers didn't even check my work!
People, I'm not who you think I am.
You can come home when the heat's off.
Fine! You can have your key back!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go meditate and smoke.
Tempting, tempting. Where's the bathroom?
Mom, that's brilliant!
Get him and string him up!
- The what? - It's just a formality
Well done. Now let me validate your parking.
(GASPS)
(EX CLAIMS ANGRILY)
Lousy hangover.
Mrs. Simpson, let me pour you a drink.
Because if you feel you have to put what you are on your shirt,
Now if you'll excuse me, our company just went bankrupt.
and now I date the starting point guard for the L.A. Clippers.
Wow! Your first day at the new school.
Superintendent Chalmers! What are you doing at another school?
Not to worry. At this school, we've got a clean slate.
- Hey! - Come on!
Get education fraudulently
Those are last year's shoes!
I love tapas.
Their school system's the best!
Four walls?
that would be A+ in my book.
(TRUMPET BLOWING)