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(ALL GASP)
Look at this place. It's everything I've ever dreamed of.
- So cheap, eh? - Ahso sheepay to you.
Oh, my. That's a bit rough.
it's more than two standard deviations below the norm!
you'll be getting a random visit from the inspector sometime this month.
Heads! I mean, tails! I mean, on its side!
If she could somehow get an autographed photo or t-shirt,
My plan was to lie, lie like hell, and that's what I did.
Hey, I want the "check engine" light on my dashboard to shut off,
(CRYING)
- and one when the party's over. - Fine, you got it.
I ain't gonna pin no tail on no donkey!
Three, two, one.
Marge, I'm glad you came! There's a kegger down the hall.
Can't build more seats.
Welcome. I'm your new principal, Dr. Bettelheim.
It's so kind of you to live there so our kids can go to a better school.
'Tis better to have learned and lost than never to have learned at all.
I'm sorry, Marge. Where are my manners?
- Listen. I got a place down the hall. - Let's go.
Hi.
Be sure to dig around in the gunk.
- Thank you. - Now,
which you don't have to hand in.
It's like appetizers for a meal that never comes.
- I drove. - Without me?