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Oh. Good idea.
"I Was Impressed To See That She Made Proper Use Of The Word "Myriad" In Her Suicide Note."
But now prepare to die.
But we shared the pain...
I love it. I usually go for the whole sentence myself.
Over here. Let's see some togetherness.
That my parents and these Remington university assholes have chosen to ignore.
Sh-- my God. Suicide. Why ?
What the fuck. Okay.
Right. Some teenie bopper rag says that,
Shoot the ball.
It's just that she was dissatisfied with her life.
[ sighs ]
[ man ] I mean, like, skipper's okay, but still, sometimes I feel like--
[ cows mooing, boys laughing ]
They're like tranquilizers.
Uh, never mind. I'll, uh, carry the cup.
"to a society that degrades us.
Let's talk emotions.
That sounded like a good one. Hey, you got the dogcatcher.
Please send Heather to Heaven and all that.
He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail.
That's okay.
Um,
Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa ?
[ panting ]
Bye-bye, girls.
Hi, Veronica. A five keeps an Infant alive.
Thanks! I just got it last night at The Limited.
No !
But, uh, neither is blowing up a whole school, now is it ?
- The beaver's home. - Judge told them to slurp shit and die.
Are You Killing Me? How do they know it that you get shit
You can't be serious.
Even the ones who think big fun are tuneless, Eurofags.
whatever will be
B-u-r--
Looks like Ms. Flem's on another one of her crusades.
- What do you do ? - [ boy ] that's easy.
And then you put a remote-control bomb up its butt.
That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
I'd go to Egypt... With a girl.
Ouch. Lunchtime poll ?
Next call.
And, as she writes so eloquently in her suicide note,
Any contestants worth mentioning ?
I don’t know if you have
[ crowd cheering ]
It's so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask what's your major.
que sera, sera
So, what was the first week of spring vacation withdrawal like ?
A fast early acceptance into an Ivy league school, and please let it be Harvard. Amen.
You Bitch
I don't really like my friends.
We must revel in this revealing moment.
Like some mythological thing my eighth grade boyfriend would have known about.
Take a break, Veronica. Sit down.
"ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal...
What a waste.
- Like a suicide thing ? - Yeah.
- Did not ! Did not ! - Those two deserved to die.
You wanna see the canoeing shots ?
I want everyone to clasp hands.
Hi. This is Veronica Sawyer.
We could have toasted some marshmallows together.
The quarterback buggering the linebacker.
You know what Shelly?
If I have to sing "kumbaya" one more time...
"now there is a school that self-destructed.
You stupid fuck.
Three.
Heather, how many networks did you run to ?
But, you know, at least you get out of class.
You were a girl scout cookie.
Hail Mary who aren't in Heaven, pray for all us sinners so we don't get caught.
Sorry to hear about your friend.
Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go !
If every nimrod followed her cue.
Ram a brain.
What is this, blackmail ?