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I won't be needing it.
And I felt bad every time I did it, but I kept doing it anyway.
You missed him completely ?
Chaos was great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
It's going to be the kind of thing to infect a generation.
[ all ] let's go ! [ girl ] come on !
I don't know what it's given me,
Aliens land on earth.
If you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
But, uh, she knew what she was doing.
Are we going to prom or to hell ?
when you see a satanist at church
She won't be able to see what she's drinking.
I don't get the point of me writing a suicide note...
[ J.D. ] you're gonna pull a super chug with that ?
You win $5 million in the publisher's sweepstakes.
So why don't you just sign it ? No.
- Okay. - Thanks.
Now where's she going ?
And now it's your turn to take the helm.
Thank you, Ms. Fleming. You call me when the shuttle lands.
I mean, society nods its head at any horror...
It's just not gonna be the same here without her.
If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."
Killed himself the next day.
Hi
But I believe the word... Eskimo
So it looks like the person's been shot and killed...
Uh, yeah, yeah. I think what I heard back there was just a bunny rabbit.
To finally have an example of the profound sensitivity of which a human animal is capable.
She's alive and in stable condition.
I'm here today to fuse it back again through togetherness.
Heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people ?
I don't believe it. I'm winning.
I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself
Not because society didn't care, but because the school was society."
I'm so angry. It was chaos. Fucking chaos.
Ha ! There's only one of us who knows how to do Heather's handwriting.
Come on. It’ll be very.
Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
No, but if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a slushee.
I said, "so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly ?"
Right.
I've seen Ms. Pauline Flemingís way.
I'd like that.
Damn.
Why don't you give it a try, huh ? Underline something.
[ sighs ] I've seen J.D.'s way.
Pretend I did blow up the school,
And then there's social security, legal fees--
These old photographs.
Of course.
I forgot.
Ah, now you're talking. I could be up for that.
Yeah, I didn't expect to be calling either. I guess my emotions took over.
[ sparse laughter ]
You win $5 million from the publisher's sweepstakes.
You seem pretty amused. I thought you had given up on high school guys.
I just wanna get gallery representation
But she said I was boring.
Oh, wow. These are great.
Y-your friend Jason Dean stopped by.
I've got two dead bodies in the woods behind Westerberg high.
when I was just a little girl
But tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather,
Don't move. I'll, uh-- I'll get him back.
Oh, you're an asshole. Mute him.
Oh, sure, you can write to "penthouse forum." [ chuckling ]
Punch it in.
Making it look like a suicide.
I don't know. Mourning. Maybe watch some TV. Why ?
This wouldn't be that bizarro thing you were babbling about over the phone last night ?
Color me impressed.
I knew that loose was too noose.
No way.
Well, great pate, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.
Did that sound bitchy ?
Oh, my-- I-I-I-I sh-should have let you take that job at the mall.
Young love.
Holy shit ! We'll crucify her.
Well, you're welcome.
So, what was the first day after Heather's suicide like ?
[ chuckles ] because I can be.
Something lame like that ?
Thank you Hui. You call me when the shuttle lands. Thank you Hui. You call me when the shuttle lands.
I need you to forge a hot and horny but realistically low-key note in Kurt's handwriting...
Cool guys like you out of my life.
Keeps me sane.
Well, I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
[ cheering, applauding ]
It's kind of scary how everybody's got a little story to tell.
Oh yeah, I am sure she will love me for it
[ screaming ]
I was supposed to be captain of the cheerleading team.
French. All right.
Just feeling a little superior tonight.
What are you trying to do, sleep ?
I guess I was wrong. We all were.
I think you can.
Well, now it's my turn.
Yeah, but this is Ohio.
This is important. After taxes, I'll only be getting--