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Not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
And the same day that what's-his-face gives you the check,
I just wanna get laid.
That's... Very good, Peter.
Best comeback
That's it. We're breaking up.
when ur hungover and trying to convince ur friend to come out again tonight but can't quite grasp the English language
This is for you Shelly
Great bike.
Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul,
Now I know you understood everything.
I got paid in poop... lick it up baby... lick it up...
Now, should it be chicken noodle or bean with bacon ?
[ vomiting, coughing ]
Okay.
You call me when the shuttle lands.
Um, Heather and I used to go out,
Now if you'll excuse me--
People love me. You know, you haven't signed yet.
[ horn honking, brakes screeching ]
Sawyer, guess what today is.
What ?
He made out the signature sheet and everything.
Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler.
She said, "real life sucks losers dry."
should I sing songs
I'm just so...
I did not want them dead.
Why so tense ?
What else does a suicide need, huh ?
[ mom ] Veronica, dinner !
I think it's a good opportunity to share the...
Strength, damn it !
[ explosion ]
Goddamn, will somebody tell me why I smoke these damn things ?
It's perfecto.
It was miserable.
Another joke, man.
A true friend's work is never done.
I don't know. I still gotta talk to Heather, dude.
Let me get a cup, jerk.
Let's face it, all right ? The only place different social types...
[ beeps ]
We scare people into not being assholes.
Save the speeches for Malcolm X I just wanna get laid
I'd probably miss my own birthday for a date. Don't say that.
Like last night, Veronica ?
I knew you'd be back, Veronica.
Lick it up baby Lick. it. up.
Just give me the cup, jerk.
[ duke ] bravo.
Ha. Jesus ! I mean, I've got a meaningfully marked-up Moby Dick.
Let's give him a good scare, though.
The last Guy I had sex with...
If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad.
Count of three, guys.
Come on. Come on. Let's go. Up here.
Just think what a better place this world would be...
Yeah, right, asshole.
To become a statistic in U.S.-Fucking-A. Today.
when the urge to troll becomes too much...
And feast on a turbo dog.
Oh evet, beni bunun için seveceğinden eminim
Damn it, Veronica.
All I got here is a couple of kids making out in a station wagon.
I'll ask you to do me a favor,
That only proves my point more. The word is a badge for her failures at school.
Es-ki-mo. [ sighs ]
Gross. Gross.
That tells its youth...
Oh, my God.
I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself
What are you gonna do with the money ?
And boning away on a neighbor's swing set.
Wait a minute. Jason Dean.
I don't know. It was okay, I guess.