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All the media stuff has been pretty overwhelming, especially lately.
I don't have time for a brunch. I have to be back here.
That's quite a piece.
Excuse me, do I know you?
whatsoever with the fact that I own half of your blog
- Oh? - I'm not going to release it yet,
Good thing I brought this sweet jiz-acket.
you're the one who accepted these terms,
and then you were just the face of the company.
How many other people saw that piece of paper?
♪ I'm the Pied Piper ♪
once you slip it on, everything will change.
- I want one. - I want one of those also.
I was just named Chief Evangelism Officer of Pied Piper.
What?
♪ And I'll show you where it's at ♪
and terror at not living up
they transferred to me when I bought him out.
- Yeah. - See you.
if I never had to do any of this ever again
Rumors spread like light speed here.
Oh, Donald, you've come undone.
My name's clearly Jared, and if you would excuse us, you were interrupting.
Again, it's... Erlich Bachman.
Does he have a tub in that room?
- Fine, I'll tell him. I'll tell Richard. - I'm serious.
♪ Come on, babe, can't you see? ♪
Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
- I got royally fucked, Richard. - You got fucked?
that you would choose to honor me,
Admit it, you fucked yourself.
♪ Come on, babe can't you see? ♪
Are you offering me a job?
Monica.
to do with this company whatsoever.
against his nemesis, the insolent and cocksure hare.
Jared, she's the only one who hates the platform.
We've taken a page out of Apple's playbook